Joke Topic - 'Idiots'

All men are idiots....I married their king.

Did you hear about the idiot who put his radio into a refrigerator?
He wanted to hear some cool music.

Did you hear about the idiot who thought a taxidermist was someone who stuffs dead cab drivers?

Did you here about the idiot that stayed up all night to see where the sun went?
It finally dawned on him.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you later.

One time an idiot was at a vending machine. He would stick a quarter in, push the button, a soda would come out and he would put it on top of the machine. He did this a few more times before a man asked why he kept doing this, and he said, "Because I'm winning."

Thanks for calling Dial-An-Idiot. Right now, all our idiots are busy. After the tone, leave your name and number, and we'll have an idiot return your call as soon as possible.

Why did the idiot put on wet trousers?
Because the label said 'wash and wear.'