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Joke Topic - 'Idiots' - Page 2 - With 7 More Jokes and Funny Stories
This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Idiots'.
I'm not a complete idiot; some parts are missing!
1>One time, an idiot was at a vending machine. He would stick a quarter in, push the button, and a soda would come out, and he would put it on top of the machine. He did this a few more times before a man asked why he kept doing this, and he said, 'Because I'm winning.'
3>Two idiots walked deep into a forest searching for a Christmas tree. After spending hours in the deep snow and biting wind, one idiot turned to the other and said, 'I'm going to chop down the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not!'
3>Watch out for the idiot behind me.
1>Why did the idiot put on wet trousers?
Because the label said 'wash and wear.'
1>Because the label said 'wash and wear.'
You must think I'm the perfect idiot.
No, you're not perfect.
1>No, you're not perfect.
Your village called. They're missing their idiot.
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