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Joke Topic - 'Idiots' - Page 2 - With 7 More Jokes and Funny Stories
This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Idiots'.
I'm not a complete idiot; some parts are missing!
One time, an idiot was at a vending machine. He would stick a quarter in, push the button, and a soda would come out, and he would put it on top of the machine. He did this a few more times before a man asked why he kept doing this, and he said, 'Because I'm winning.'
Two idiots walked deep into a forest searching for a Christmas tree. After spending hours in the deep snow and biting wind, one idiot turned to the other and said, 'I'm going to chop down the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not!'
Watch out for the idiot behind me.
Why did the idiot put on wet trousers?
Because the label said 'wash and wear.'
Because the label said 'wash and wear.'
You must think I'm the perfect idiot.
No, you're not perfect.
No, you're not perfect.
Your village called. They're missing their idiot.