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Joke Topic - 'Idiot' - 2


This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Idiot'.

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You must must think I'm the perfect idiot.
No, you're not perfect.
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You must think I'm a perfect idiot.
No, you're not perfect.
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Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.
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Your village called. They're missing their idiot.


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A Hunch

Bill: I have a hunch.
David: Really? I thought you were just round-shouldered.
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Argue

Did you hear about the two cyclops who were always arguing with each other?
They could never see eye to eye about anything.
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Vampires

What sport do vampires like to watch?
Bat-minton.
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Children

It's true that children brighten up a home.
They never turn off the lights.
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Dracula

How can you tell when Count Dracula has caught the flu?
He'll be coffin.
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Baseball

What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
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Saliva

Saliva drools O.K.
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Cinderella

What did Cinderella Dolphin wear to the ball?
Glass flippers.
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Horses

What did one horse say to the other one? Any friend of yours is a palomino.

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