Joke Topic - 'Icicle'

How does an engineer change a light bulb?
As long as lighting levels are within operational parameters, he doesn't !

Did you hear about the guy who went bankrupt in the laundry business?
He said he was all washed up.

"Hello, I'm not here."

How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
By having a whale of a party.

Why do ghosts go to the same place every year for their vacation?
They like their old haunts best!

What award does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.

Who surfs the Internet and goes, 'Choo, Choo'?
Thomas the Search Engine.

Where can you find a good lawyer?
In the graveyard.

You know you're having a bad day when you realize that you just sprayed spot remover under your arms instead of deodorant.