Joke Topic - 'Icicle'

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Where do ghosts go for a vacation?
They head for the Dead Sea.

What type of jacket can't you Wear?
A jacket potato.

What do you call a farmer who used to like farm machinery?
An ex-tractor fan.

Why did the belt get sent to prison?
Because it held up a pair of trousers.

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

How do you know when Santa Claus is in the room?
You can sense his presents.

Why does Santa need to carry a big umbrella with him?
Because of all the rain-deer.

Yo' mama's so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales started singing, "We are family!"