Joke Topic - 'Icicle'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Icicle'.

How did the snowman travel to work?
By icicle.

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Policeman

What did the policeman say to his belly-button?
You're under a vest.

Quiet Please - Driver sleeping

Why did the king visit the dentist?
Because he wanted to have his teeth crowned!

How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit cards.

How do you learn to be a judge?
Usually by trial and error.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice lunch going to be ready?

What type of person lives the longest?
A rich relative.

Exits are on the way out

What is the longest sentence known to man?
'I do.'

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