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Joke Topic - 'Icicle'


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How did the snowman travel to work?
By icicle.


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Checkers

Two men play 5 games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.
They did not play with each other.
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Elephants

What do you call an elephant that fails his maths exam?
Dumbo.
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Wife

John: My wife drives me to drink.
Henry: You're lucky. I have to walk.
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Computers

What do computers like to eat when they are hungry?
Chips.
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Undertakers

How do undertakers speak?
Gravely.
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Eat

What do huge sea monsters like to eat?
Fish and ships!
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The Bus

Why did the bat miss the bus?
Because he hung around for too long.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, there's a twig in my soup.
Well you did order bird's nest soup, sir.
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Piano

Mack: My uncle plays piano by ear.
Jack: That's nothing. My uncle fiddles with his whiskers!

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