Joke Topic - 'Iceberg'

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major answer, didn't I?

I take my wife out every night, but she always manages to find her way home.

What did the barman say when Charles Dickens ordered a Martini?
Olive or twist?

Is there another word for synonym?

What do you call a very tidy woman?
Anita House.

I really don't like shopping centers. After all, once you've seen one, you've seen the mall.

A new wagon designed for LA rush hour traffic is called the Stationary wagon.

Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.
Don't worry it's just a chain reaction.

Why was the zombie awarded a medal?
Because he was dead-icated!