Joke Topic - 'Iceberg'

My mother is a Woman of rare gifts - hardly anyone ever receives one from her!

Q: What did the blonde say when she opened the box of cheerios?
A: Oh look, daddy...doughnut seeds

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
Where's Pop Corn?

Which American duo became famous for stealing horses?
Bonnie and Clydesdale.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy who?
Juicy who threw the snowball at me?

Where do gnomes go to to get fit?
To an elf farm.

Court of law - the place where a suit is pressed and a man can be taken to the cleaners.

When do ghosts like to play tricks on each other?
On April Ghoul's Day.

Why is it not difficult to swindle sheep out of their money?
Because it is easy to pull the wool over their eyes.