Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Monopolies
Why is there only one monopolies commission?
Marriage
Marriage is like a bath tub....once you are in it for awhile it's not so hot.
Golf Balls
Why is it so hard to drive golf balls?
They don't have
steering wheels!
Elephants
How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit cards.
Skeleton
How did the skeleton know that it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones.
Santa Claus
What do you call the man who hosts a Christmas quiz show?
Santa Clues.
Tea
Don't complain about the tea
- you'll be old and weak yourself one day
Hearing Aids
"I just got a new hearing aid. It's the best one I've ever had."
"What kind is it?"
"Oh, about 9:30......."