Joke Topic - 'Iceberg'

Who makes suits and eats spinach?
Popeye the Tailorman.

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat minor!!

Do you know the difference between a set of bagpipes and a lawnmower?
if someone borrows your lawnmower, you always ask for it back!

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a bunch of flowers?
It was Valenswine's Day!

Why was the bird wearing a wig?
Because it was a bald eagle.

You can name your own salary here. I call mine Fred.

Did you hear about the bird that lived underground?
He was a mynah bird.

Where did the ghost go for lunch?
Pizza Haunt.

When society turns to graffiti, the writing is on the wall