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Joke Topic - 'Ice Cream'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Ice Cream'.

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"What flavors of ice cream do you have?" asked the customer.
"We have Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate," answered the new waitress in a hoarse whisper.
Trying to be sympathetic, the customer asked, "Do you have laryngitis?"
"No...." replied the waitress with some effort, "just...erm.... vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate."
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Customer: I'd like a triple vanilla ice cream sundae with chocolate syrup, nuts, and lots of whipped cream.
Waiter: Would you like a cherry on top?
Customer: Good heavens no! I'm on a diet.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there!
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't open this door!
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What do you get if you cross a football team with ice cream?
Aston vanilla.


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Snowmen

How do snowmen travel around?
By iceicle.
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Hotel

Hotel Porter: "May I carry your bag sir?"
Hotel Guest: "No that won't be necessary, my wife is perfectly capable of walking."
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor I keep thinking that I can see into the future.
Doctor: And when did this happen?
Patient: Next Wednesday.
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Teachers

Old teachers never die, they just grade away.
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Cats

Where do cats like to go for a vacation?
The Canary Islands.
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Camelot

What was Camelot famous for?
Its knight life.
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Lawyers

What an amazing lawyer he was. Once he got a jury so confused, they sent the judge to jail.
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Offers

What should you do if someone offers you a rock cake?
Take your pick.
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Will

What do you call a man with legal documents on his head?
Will.

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