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Joke Topic - 'Ice Cream'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Ice Cream'.

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"What flavors of ice cream do you have?" asked the customer.
"We have Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate," answered the new waitress in a hoarse whisper.
Trying to be sympathetic, the customer asked, "Do you have laryngitis?"
"No...." replied the waitress with some effort, "just...erm.... vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate."
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Customer: I'd like a triple vanilla ice cream sundae with chocolate syrup, nuts, and lots of whipped cream.
Waiter: Would you like a cherry on top?
Customer: Good heavens no! I'm on a diet.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there!
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't open this door!
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What do you get if you cross a football team with ice cream?
Aston vanilla.


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Bachelors

A bachelor is a man who is careful to steer clear of women with bride ideas.
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Fish

Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales.
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Teachers

Where do mad teachers go to get trained?
Looney-versity.
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Snakes

What do you call a snake that becomes a Canadian law officer?
Mountie Python.
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Sound

Salesman: Would you like to buy these speakers?
Customer: Are you sure that they are a sound investment?
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Eat

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
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Dogs

What type of dogs are always welcome at football games?
Hot dogs.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup.'
'No, sir, actually that's the chef. The last customer was a witch doctor.'
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Farmer

Why did the farmer ask the vet to examine his cow?
Because she was so mooo-dy.

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