"What flavors of ice cream do you have?" asked the customer.
"We have Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate," answered the new waitress in a hoarse whisper.
Trying to be sympathetic, the customer asked, "Do you have laryngitis?"
"No...." replied the waitress with some effort, "just...erm.... vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate."
Customer: I'd like a triple vanilla ice cream sundae with chocolate syrup, nuts, and lots of whipped cream.
Waiter: Would you like a cherry on top?
Customer: Good heavens no! I'm on a diet.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Snowmen
How do snowmen travel around?
By iceicle.
Hotel
Hotel Porter: "May I carry your bag sir?"
Hotel Guest: "No that won't be necessary, my wife is perfectly capable of walking."
Doctors
Patient: Doctor, doctor I keep thinking that I can see into the future.
Doctor: And when did this happen?
Patient: Next Wednesday.
Teachers
Old teachers never die, they just grade away.
Cats
Where do cats like to go for a vacation?
The Canary Islands.
Camelot
What was Camelot famous for?
Its knight life.
Lawyers
What an amazing lawyer he was. Once he got a jury so confused, they sent the judge to jail.
Offers
What should you do if someone offers you a rock cake?
Take your pick.
Will
What do you call a man with legal documents on his head?
Will.