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Joke Topic - 'Ice Cream' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Ice Cream'.
Customer: I'd like a triple vanilla ice cream sundae with chocolate syrup, nuts, and lots of whipped cream.
Waiter: Would you like a cherry on top?
Customer: Good heavens, no! I'm on a diet.
Waiter: Would you like a cherry on top?
Customer: Good heavens, no! I'm on a diet.
The customer inquired about the available ice cream flavors. The new waitress said in a raspy voice, "We offer Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate flavors."
Trying to be sympathetic, the customer asked, 'Do you have laryngitis?'
'No....' replied the waitress with some effort, 'just...erm.... vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate.'
Trying to be sympathetic, the customer asked, 'Do you have laryngitis?'
'No....' replied the waitress with some effort, 'just...erm.... vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate.'
What do you get if you cross a football team with ice cream?
Aston vanilla.
Aston vanilla.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Business
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's Nana.
It's Nana who?
It's Nana your business.
Who's there?
It's Nana.
It's Nana who?
It's Nana your business.
Bars
What do you call a woman who goes into a bar and starts to juggle with the drinks?
Beatrix (beer tricks).
Beatrix (beer tricks).
Dogs
What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?
A bud hound.
A bud hound.
Frogs
What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
Lily.
Lily.
Golf
Show me a man who is a good loser, and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.
Girlfriends
My girlfriend's teeth are like stars. They come out every night.
Roads
Which roads are always very angry?
Crossroads.
Crossroads.
Blondes
What do you call a blonde with a brain cell?
GIFTED.
GIFTED.
Lightbulbs
How does an engineer change a light bulb?
As long as lighting levels are within operational parameters, he doesn't!
As long as lighting levels are within operational parameters, he doesn't!