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Joke Topic - 'Hyena'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Hyena'.

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What do you get if you cross a vampire with a hyena?
A animal that laughs at the sight of blood.


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Whales

Save the whales - collect the whole set
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Dogs

Where did the dog breeder deposit his savings?
In Bark-lays Bank.
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Dogs

Where did the dog leave his car when he went shopping?
In a barking lot.
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Men

What's the best way for a woman to get rid of excess fat?
Divorce him.
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Christmas

What do you call someone who claps their hands when the contestants in a Christmas quiz show get the right answer?
Santapplause.
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Police

Yo' momma's so fat, the local police force hired her to be a roadblock!
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Feet

Yo mama's feet are so big, her shoes need license plates.
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Angel

What did one angel say to the other?
Halo there!
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Cows

What do you get if you cross a cow with a grass cutter?
A lawn mooer.

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