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Joke Topic - 'Husbands'

Here are 9 jokes on the topic - 'Husbands'.

Related Topics: Marriage (21) Matrimony (1) Married (18) Divorce (10) Divorced (1) Wives (8)

A HUSBAND: The man who knows he is in charge, and has his wife's permission to say so.

Did you hear about the husband who took his wife for some plastic surgery?
He had her credit cards removed!

Many a poor husband was once a rich bachelor.

Mary: I hear that you have a model husband?
Joan: It's true he really is a model husband - unfortunately he's not a working model.

Mrs Smith: Don't you think that man over there is the ugliest person you've ever seen?
Mrs Jones: Thats my husband.
Mrs Smith: Oh dear, I'm so sorry.
Mrs Jones: You're sorry. . .

This woman went to the doctor. She said, 'Doctor, my husband thinks he's a cat.'
The doctor said, 'How do you know that?' She said, 'Well every night, when I go to bed, there's this horrible howling outside the window.'
The doctor said, 'Yes, but are you sure that that's your husband?'
She said, 'Well a cat wouldn't use language like that.'

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.

Where can a husband always find sympathy?
In the dictionary.

Wife: Why did you come came home at 4 am this morning?
Husband: Where else you can go to at 4 in the morning in this town?

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