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Joke Topic - 'Husbands'


Here are 9 jokes on the topic - 'Husbands'.

Related Topics: Marriage (21) Matrimony (1) Married (16) Divorce (10) Divorced (1) Wives (8)
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A HUSBAND: The man who knows he is in charge, and has his wife's permission to say so.
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Did you hear about the husband who took his wife for some plastic surgery?
He had her credit cards removed!
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Many a poor husband was once a rich bachelor.
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Mary: I hear that you have a model husband?
Joan: It's true he really is a model husband - unfortunately he's not a working model.
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Mrs Smith: Don't you think that man over there is the ugliest person you've ever seen?
Mrs Jones: Thats my husband.
Mrs Smith: Oh dear, I'm so sorry.
Mrs Jones: You're sorry. . .
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This woman went to the doctor. She said, 'Doctor, my husband thinks he's a cat.'
The doctor said, 'How do you know that?' She said, 'Well every night, when I go to bed, there's this horrible howling outside the window.'
The doctor said, 'Yes, but are you sure that that's your husband?'
She said, 'Well a cat wouldn't use language like that.'
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What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.
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Where can a husband always find sympathy?
In the dictionary.
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Wife: Why did you come came home at 4 am this morning?
Husband: Where else you can go to at 4 in the morning in this town?

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