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Joke Topic - 'Husbands' - Page 2 - With 6 More Jokes and Funny Stories
This woman went to the doctor. She said, 'Doctor, my husband thinks he's a cat.'
The doctor said, 'How do you know that?'
She answered, 'Well, every night when I go to bed, there's this dreadful howling outside the window.
The doctor said, 'Yes, but are you sure that that's your husband?'
She said, 'Well, a cat wouldn't use language like that.'
The doctor said, 'How do you know that?'
She answered, 'Well, every night when I go to bed, there's this dreadful howling outside the window.
The doctor said, 'Yes, but are you sure that that's your husband?'
She said, 'Well, a cat wouldn't use language like that.'
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.
A widow.
Where can a husband always find sympathy?
In the dictionary.
In the dictionary.
Wife: One more word from you, and I will leave you and go back to my mother.
Husband: Taxi!
Husband: Taxi!
Wife: To think that I had to marry you in order to realize how foolish you truly are.
Husband: When I asked you to marry me, you ought to have recognized that.
Husband: When I asked you to marry me, you ought to have recognized that.
Wife: Why did you come home at 4 am this morning?
Husband: Where else can you go at 4 in the morning in this town?
Husband: Where else can you go at 4 in the morning in this town?
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Maths
Why was the maths book looking so sad?
Because it had so many problems.
Because it had so many problems.
Accidents
Prevent accidents
- start doing things on purpose
- start doing things on purpose
Astronauts
Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
At parking meteors.
At parking meteors.
Birthdays
How many birthdays does the average man have?
Only one. When he was born.
Only one. When he was born.
Accountants
My accountant told me that the only reason why my business is looking up is that it's flat on its back.
Wives
Joe: Your wife is pretty old.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.
Marriage
Don't marry for money. You can borrow it cheaper.
Noses
When they were handing out noses, you thought they said roses, so you asked for a big red one.
Complaining
The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.