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Joke Topic - 'Hungry'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Hungry'.

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How do you spell hungry horse in four letters?
M, T, G, G.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harriet.
Harriet who?
Harriet my lunch so now I'm hungry.
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Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
The turkey - it's always stuffed.


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Cats

What do you call a cat who ate a duck?
A duck-filled-fatty-puss.
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Death

Death is hereditary
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Light Bulbs

How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.
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Waiters

'Waiter! There's a fly in my wine!'
'Well, you did ask for something with a little body, sir.'
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Engineers

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Music

Hostess: They tell me you love good music.
Guest: Yes, I do. But never mind, keep right on playing.
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Cannibals

What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Extra large, with everybody on it.
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Mother-in-law

The shortest distance between two points is the route a man takes when driving his mother-in-law home.
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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.

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