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Joke Topic - 'Hungry' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Hungry'.
How would you spell "hungry horse" with only four letters?
M, T, G, G.
M, T, G, G.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harriet.
Harriet, who?
Harriet my lunch so now I'm hungry.
Who's there?
Harriet.
Harriet, who?
Harriet my lunch so now I'm hungry.
Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
The turkey - it's always stuffed.
The turkey - it's always stuffed.
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Daughters
She was only a moonshiner's daughter, but I love her still!
Daughters
Boy: Sir, I'd like your daughter for my wife.
Father: Can't she get one of her own?
Father: Can't she get one of her own?
Dresses
Customer: Would you please let me try on the dress in the window?
Clerk: No, ma'am. You'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.
Clerk: No, ma'am. You'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.
Turkeys
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of foul play.
They suspected it of foul play.
The Titanic
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
About halfway.
About halfway.
Cars
My wife's other car is a broomstick
Jogging
Yo mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise!
Vampires
Why was the student vampire feeling very tired this morning?
Because he stayed up all night studying for his blood test!
Because he stayed up all night studying for his blood test!
License
I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.