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Joke Topic - 'Hungry'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Hungry'.


How do you spell hungry horse in four letters?
M, T, G, G.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harriet who?
Harriet my lunch so now I'm hungry.

Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
The turkey - it's always stuffed.

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What do you call a cat who ate a duck?
A duck-filled-fatty-puss.


Death is hereditary

Light Bulbs

How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.


'Waiter! There's a fly in my wine!'
'Well, you did ask for something with a little body, sir.'


How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.


Hostess: They tell me you love good music.
Guest: Yes, I do. But never mind, keep right on playing.


What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Extra large, with everybody on it.


The shortest distance between two points is the route a man takes when driving his mother-in-law home.


What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.

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