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Joke Topic - 'Humpty Dumpty'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Humpty Dumpty'.


Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, after a lousy summer

Why is it risky to tell funny jokes to Humpty Dumpty?
Because he might crack up.

Why was it impossible to put Humpty Dumpty together again?
Because he wasn't all that he was cracked up to be.

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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life, but I don't want one of them for my husband.


Quiet Please - Driver sleeping


What's the difference between lawyers and vultures?
Lawyers accumulate frequent-flier points.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Raptor who?
Raptor presents before Christmas.


Did you hear what happened when the Eskimo girl fell out with her boyfriend?
She gave him the cold shoulder.


Your mumma is so dumb she took a ruler 2 bed 2 c how long she slept!


Why don't the police ever arrest skeletons?
Because it's difficult to pin anything on them.


Tom: What do you do for a living?
Jack: I work with figures.
Tom: You're an accountant?
Jack: No. A fitness instructor.

Teddy Bear

What do you call a teddy bear who has seen a ghost?

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