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Joke Topic - 'Humpty Dumpty'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Humpty Dumpty'.

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Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, after a lousy summer
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Why is it risky to tell funny jokes to Humpty Dumpty?
Because he might crack up.
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Why was it impossible to put Humpty Dumpty together again?
Because he wasn't all that he was cracked up to be.


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Laughs

He who laughs last is probably your boss.
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Chicken

DINER: Waiter, there's no chicken in this chicken pie.
WAITER: There are no shepherds in the shepherd's pie, either, sir.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris open.
Come on in!
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Ghosts

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
We'll have a boo Christmas without you.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, these pills you gave me for BO are no use.
What's wrong with them?
They keep slipping from under my arms.
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Insects

What did one insect say to the other?
Stop bugging me.
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Music

If music be the food of love, I need re-tuning
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Elephants

Why do elephants do so well in school?
Because they have a lot of grey matter.
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College

What key went to college?
A Yale.

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