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Joke Topic - 'Humpty Dumpty' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Humpty Dumpty'.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, after a lousy summer
Why is it risky to tell funny jokes to Humpty Dumpty?
Because he might crack up.
Because he might crack up.
Why was it impossible to put Humpty Dumpty together again?
Because he wasn't all that he was cracked up to be.
Because he wasn't all that he was cracked up to be.
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Blondes
Why don't blondes eat bananas?
They can't find the zipper.
They can't find the zipper.
Scottish
Did you hear about the Scottish kamikaze pilot?
He crashed his plane in his brother's scrapyard.
He crashed his plane in his brother's scrapyard.
Cannibals
First cannibal: What are you cooking for dinner?
Second cannibal: Shut up and get back in the oven.
Second cannibal: Shut up and get back in the oven.
Skeletons
How did the skeleton know it would rain?
He could feel it in his bones.
He could feel it in his bones.
Police
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police open the door and let me come in.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police open the door and let me come in.
Chickens
My uncle said, 'I wonder what'll happen if I feed gunpowder to my chickens?'
I said, 'You'll probably get an eggsplosion.'
I said, 'You'll probably get an eggsplosion.'
Flowers
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog and a bunch of daisies?
You get collie-flowers.
You get collie-flowers.
Sharks
What does a shark like to eat for lunch?
Fish and ships!
Fish and ships!
Glasses
Tim: I hear you use three pairs of glasses.
Tom: That's right. One for reading, one for distance, and one to look for the other two.
Tom: That's right. One for reading, one for distance, and one to look for the other two.