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Joke Topic - 'Humpty Dumpty'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Humpty Dumpty'.

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Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, after a lousy summer
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Why is it risky to tell funny jokes to Humpty Dumpty?
Because he might crack up.
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Why was it impossible to put Humpty Dumpty together again?
Because he wasn't all that he was cracked up to be.


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Love

When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life, but I don't want one of them for my husband.
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Sleeping

Quiet Please - Driver sleeping
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Lawyers

What's the difference between lawyers and vultures?
Lawyers accumulate frequent-flier points.
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Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Raptor.
Raptor who?
Raptor presents before Christmas.
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Boyfriend

Did you hear what happened when the Eskimo girl fell out with her boyfriend?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
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Dumb

Your mumma is so dumb she took a ruler 2 bed 2 c how long she slept!
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Police

Why don't the police ever arrest skeletons?
Because it's difficult to pin anything on them.
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Accountants

Tom: What do you do for a living?
Jack: I work with figures.
Tom: You're an accountant?
Jack: No. A fitness instructor.
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Teddy Bear

What do you call a teddy bear who has seen a ghost?
Haunted.

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