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Joke Topic - 'Humpty Dumpty'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Humpty Dumpty'.


Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, after a lousy summer

Why is it risky to tell funny jokes to Humpty Dumpty?
Because he might crack up.

Why was it impossible to put Humpty Dumpty together again?
Because he wasn't all that he was cracked up to be.

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He who laughs last is probably your boss.


DINER: Waiter, there's no chicken in this chicken pie.
WAITER: There are no shepherds in the shepherd's pie, either, sir.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris who?
Doris open.
Come on in!


What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
We'll have a boo Christmas without you.


Doctor, doctor, these pills you gave me for BO are no use.
What's wrong with them?
They keep slipping from under my arms.


What did one insect say to the other?
Stop bugging me.


If music be the food of love, I need re-tuning


Why do elephants do so well in school?
Because they have a lot of grey matter.


What key went to college?
A Yale.

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