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Joke Topic - 'Humpty Dumpty' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Humpty Dumpty'.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, after a lousy summer
1>Why is it risky to tell funny jokes to Humpty Dumpty?
Because he might crack up.
1>Because he might crack up.
Why was it impossible to put Humpty Dumpty together again?
Because he wasn't all that he was cracked up to be.
2>Because he wasn't all that he was cracked up to be.
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Lawyers
What do you call an honest lawyer?
An impossibility.
2>An impossibility.
Paranoid
Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.
2>He thought that nobody important was out to get him.
Mothers
John: My mother thinks I'm too thin.
Helen: What gave you that idea?
John: She always says she can see right through me.
2>Helen: What gave you that idea?
John: She always says she can see right through me.
Cannibals
What do the guests do at a cannibal wedding?
They toast the bride and groom.
2>They toast the bride and groom.
Insects
How do you start an insect race?
One, two, flea, go.
2>One, two, flea, go.
Breath
Halitosis is better than no breath at all
2>Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there? Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo the deer and the antelopes play?
2>Who's there? Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo the deer and the antelopes play?
Dracula
What is Count Dracula's favorite type of coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
2>De-coffin-ated.
Crying
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's only a joke.
2>Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's only a joke.