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Joke Topic - 'Humpty Dumpty'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Humpty Dumpty'.

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Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, after a lousy summer
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Why is it risky to tell funny jokes to Humpty Dumpty?
Because he might crack up.
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Why was it impossible to put Humpty Dumpty together again?
Because he wasn't all that he was cracked up to be.


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Blondes

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
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Call

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joan.
Joan who?
Joan call us, we'll call you.
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Dogs

Every dog has its day, only a dog with a broken tail has a weak-end.
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Elephants

What should you give a seasick elephant?
A lot of room...
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Monopoly

How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?
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Witches

Did you hear what happened to the little witch when she misbehaved at school?
She was ex-spelled.
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Elephants

What does an elephant do when he stubs his toe?
He calls the toe truck.
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Lizards

Why did the lizard decide to go on a diet?
Because it weighed too much for its scales.
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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?
A dog that has somewhere to store its own lead.

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