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Joke Topic - 'Humanitarians'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Humanitarians'.

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?


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Policeman

What did the policeman say to his belly-button?
You're under a vest.
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Dogs

Please help me find my lost dog. Here is his description:
One eye
Three legs
Ears chewed off
Broken tail
Answers to the name "Lucky"
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Journalists

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?
"We just report the facts, we don't change them."
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Cannibals

Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force?
He wanted to grill his suspects.
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Pigs

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pig
Pig who?
Pig on someone your own size!
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Cats

What do you call it when a cat stops briefly?
A paws.
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Dentists

Why did the king visit the dentist?
Because he wanted to have his teeth crowned!
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Work

Dave: Do you like going to work?
Patrick: Yes. And I like going home, too. It's the part in between that I hate.
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Waiters

Customer: Waiter, there is there a small bug in my salad?
Waiter: l'm terribly sorry. Would you like me to get you a bigger one?

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