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Joke Topic - 'Humanitarians'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Humanitarians'.


If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

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What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
They are four ways you can lose your home.


What is the difference between crime and politics?
In crime it's take the money and run; in politics it's the other way around.


Did you hear about the new Scottish football team whose players don't know each other?
They're called Glasgow Strangers.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me go crazy.


What do you get when you cross a police officer with an alarm clock?
A crime watch.


A seven year old going to his first carol service demanded indignantly when the collection plate came round, 'You mean we have to pay for this?'


There was a man who painted rabbits all over his bald head.
Claimed they looked like hares from a distance.


Brian: Yesterday my dog grabbed my dictionary and started chewing it. Fred: So what did you do?
Brian: I took the words right out of his mouth.


Hotel Porter: "May I carry your bag sir?"
Hotel Guest: "No that won't be necessary, my wife is perfectly capable of walking."

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