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Joke Topic - 'Humanitarians'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Humanitarians'.

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?


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Dog

Man: "Little girl, I'm looking for a small black and white dog with only one eye."
Little Girl: "If he's small, perhaps you should use both eyes."
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Dating

Did you hear about the dating agency for chickens that went bankrupt last week?
They couldn't make hens meet.
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Breed

What breed of dog does a chemistry teacher have?
A laboratory retriever.
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Dog

Dog Attacks Rocket
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Christmas Party

How did the chickens dance at their Christmas party? Chick to chick.
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Golf

Waiter: What will you have, sir?
Golfer: A club sandwich please.
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Teachers

Why did the teacher need to wear dark glasses?
Because she had such a bright class.
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Horse

Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a horse.
Doctor: Don't worry, I'll give you something to make your condition more stable!
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Ducks

What goes 'kcauq, kcauq'?
A duck flying backwards.

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