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Joke Topic - 'Humanitarians'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Humanitarians'.


If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

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Man: "Little girl, I'm looking for a small black and white dog with only one eye."
Little Girl: "If he's small, perhaps you should use both eyes."


Did you hear about the dating agency for chickens that went bankrupt last week?
They couldn't make hens meet.


What breed of dog does a chemistry teacher have?
A laboratory retriever.


Dog Attacks Rocket

Christmas Party

How did the chickens dance at their Christmas party? Chick to chick.


Waiter: What will you have, sir?
Golfer: A club sandwich please.


Why did the teacher need to wear dark glasses?
Because she had such a bright class.


Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a horse.
Doctor: Don't worry, I'll give you something to make your condition more stable!


What goes 'kcauq, kcauq'?
A duck flying backwards.

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