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Joke Topic - 'Humanitarians'


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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?


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Divorce

What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
They are four ways you can lose your home.
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Politics

What is the difference between crime and politics?
In crime it's take the money and run; in politics it's the other way around.
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Scottish

Did you hear about the new Scottish football team whose players don't know each other?
They're called Glasgow Strangers.
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Jamaican

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me go crazy.
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Police

What do you get when you cross a police officer with an alarm clock?
A crime watch.
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Carols

A seven year old going to his first carol service demanded indignantly when the collection plate came round, 'You mean we have to pay for this?'
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Rabbits

There was a man who painted rabbits all over his bald head.
Claimed they looked like hares from a distance.
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Dogs

Brian: Yesterday my dog grabbed my dictionary and started chewing it. Fred: So what did you do?
Brian: I took the words right out of his mouth.
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Hotel

Hotel Porter: "May I carry your bag sir?"
Hotel Guest: "No that won't be necessary, my wife is perfectly capable of walking."

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