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Joke Topic - 'Humanitarians'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Humanitarians'.


If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

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What did the policeman say to his belly-button?
You're under a vest.


Please help me find my lost dog. Here is his description:
One eye
Three legs
Ears chewed off
Broken tail
Answers to the name "Lucky"


How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?
"We just report the facts, we don't change them."


Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force?
He wanted to grill his suspects.


Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pig who?
Pig on someone your own size!


What do you call it when a cat stops briefly?
A paws.


Why did the king visit the dentist?
Because he wanted to have his teeth crowned!


Dave: Do you like going to work?
Patrick: Yes. And I like going home, too. It's the part in between that I hate.


Customer: Waiter, there is there a small bug in my salad?
Waiter: l'm terribly sorry. Would you like me to get you a bigger one?

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