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Joke Topic - 'Human'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Human'.

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Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
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To err is human to really foul things up requires a computer.
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To err is human, to forgive is Not Company Policy.
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To err is human, to moo bovine.
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To err is human. To forgive is not company policy.


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Doctor

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Doctor: Sorry, I'm too busy to see you right now. Can you give me a buzz later?
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Cinderella

Why was Cinderella get dropped from the football team?
She ran away from the ball.
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Alligator

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thea.
Thea who?
Thea later, alligator.
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Onions

How do you start an onion race?
"Onion marks! Get set! Go!
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Students

How many engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the rest of the class copies the report.
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Talking

Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm really interested.
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Noisiest

What is the noisiest pet?
A trumpet.
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Pianos

Why was the piano player arrested?
He struck a chord.
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Cannibals

What did the cannibal say when he was full up?
I couldn't eat another mortal.

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