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Joke Topic - 'Human'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Human'.


Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!

To err is human to really foul things up requires a computer.

To err is human, to forgive is Not Company Policy.

To err is human, to moo bovine.

To err is human. To forgive is not company policy.

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Doctor: So, tell me, what has brought you to this hospital?
Patient: An ambulance.


What are gnomes the most afraid of at Christmas?
That Father Christmas will give them the sack.


Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.


Tell me again how I'm lucky to work here..I keep forgetting.


What do you call a cow that just had a calf?


You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.


How many grocery store cashiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill.


Why is it the loudest snorer is always the first one to get to sleep?


A clerk in a butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?

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