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Joke Topic - 'Human'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Human'.

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Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
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To err is human to really foul things up requires a computer.
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To err is human, to forgive is Not Company Policy.
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To err is human, to moo bovine.
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To err is human. To forgive is not company policy.


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Human

To err is human, to forgive is Not Company Policy.
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Marriage

Marriage is like a bath tub....once you are in it for awhile it's not so hot.
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Vampires

What do you call a stupid vampire?
A clot.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep stealing things.
Have you taken anything for it?
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Prisoners

Did you hear about the prisoner who talked very slowly?
He took twentyfive years to finish a sentence.
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Cookery

Alison: My cookery teacher didn't like what I made in class today.
Jenny: What did you make? A cake? A pizza?
Alison: A big mess.
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Politicians

Political T.V. commercials prove one thing: some candidates can tell all their good points and qualifications in just 30 seconds.
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Millionaire

Did you hear about the man who wouldn't wash until he became a millionaire? He's now filthy rich.
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Baseball

What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
I'll catch you later!

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