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Joke Topic - 'Human'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Human'.


Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!

To err is human to really foul things up requires a computer.

To err is human, to forgive is Not Company Policy.

To err is human, to moo bovine.

To err is human. To forgive is not company policy.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics



Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Doctor: Sorry, I'm too busy to see you right now. Can you give me a buzz later?


Why was Cinderella get dropped from the football team?
She ran away from the ball.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thea who?
Thea later, alligator.


How do you start an onion race?
"Onion marks! Get set! Go!


How many engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the rest of the class copies the report.


Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm really interested.


What is the noisiest pet?
A trumpet.


Why was the piano player arrested?
He struck a chord.


What did the cannibal say when he was full up?
I couldn't eat another mortal.

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