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Joke Topic - 'Human'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Human'.

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Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
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To err is human to really foul things up requires a computer.
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To err is human, to forgive is Not Company Policy.
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To err is human, to moo bovine.
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To err is human. To forgive is not company policy.


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Count Dracula

What do you get if you cross Count Dracula with a plumber?
A drain in the neck.
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Bees

What do you call a bee which is born in the month of May?
A maybee.
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Parliament

Guy Fawkes was the sanest man who ever went into the Houses of Parliament - and look what happened to him.
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Love To

I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
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Cars

What do you call a person who draws amusing pictures of motor vehicles?
A car-toonist.
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Slimy

What has ten legs, bulging eyes and is green and slimy?
I don't know.
Neither do I - but there's one crawling up your leg now!
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Lawyers

What's the best way to get a hold of a lawyer?
By the neck...
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Women Drivers

Wife (learning how to drive): "I don't know what to do next."
Husband: "Just imagine that I'm driving the car, dear."
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Signs

Sign in a restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."

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