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Joke Topic - 'Human'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Human'.

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Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
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To err is human to really foul things up requires a computer.
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To err is human, to forgive is Not Company Policy.
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To err is human, to moo bovine.
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To err is human. To forgive is not company policy.


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Snakes

What do you call a snake who is employed by the government?
A civil serpent.
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Blondes

How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
She threw it off a cliff.
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Dracula

What type of car does Dracula drive?
A bloodmobile.
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Beer

Yesterday, Sandy McNab was run over by a beer delivery truck. It was the first time for years that the drinks had been on him.
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Fleas

Why was the mother flea so upset when her children all left her?
She realized they were all going to the dogs.
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Politicians

Activity is the politician's substitute for achievement.
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Chilli

How do you make a Mexican chilli?
Take him to the North Pole.
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Blondes

Q: What does a blonde make for dinner?
A: Reservations.
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Matrimony

"Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence."

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