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Joke Topic - 'Human'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Human'.

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Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
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To err is human to really foul things up requires a computer.
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To err is human, to forgive is Not Company Policy.
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To err is human, to moo bovine.
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To err is human. To forgive is not company policy.


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Doctors

Doctor: So, tell me, what has brought you to this hospital?
Patient: An ambulance.
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Christmas

What are gnomes the most afraid of at Christmas?
That Father Christmas will give them the sack.
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Mind

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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Lucky

Tell me again how I'm lucky to work here..I keep forgetting.
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Cows

What do you call a cow that just had a calf?
Decalfinated!
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Mistakes

You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.
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Cashiers

How many grocery store cashiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill.
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Snore

Why is it the loudest snorer is always the first one to get to sleep?
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Butcher

A clerk in a butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.

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