Joke Topic - 'Human'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Human'.

Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!

To err is human to really foul things up requires a computer.

To err is human, to forgive is Not Company Policy.

To err is human, to moo bovine.

To err is human. To forgive is not company policy.

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Snakes

What do you call a snake who is employed by the government?
A civil serpent.

How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
She threw it off a cliff.

What type of car does Dracula drive?
A bloodmobile.

Yesterday, Sandy McNab was run over by a beer delivery truck. It was the first time for years that the drinks had been on him.

Why was the mother flea so upset when her children all left her?
She realized they were all going to the dogs.

Activity is the politician's substitute for achievement.

How do you make a Mexican chilli?
Take him to the North Pole.

Q: What does a blonde make for dinner?
A: Reservations.

"Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence."

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