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Joke Topic - 'Human' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Human'.

Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
To err is human, to moo bovine.
To err is human. To forgive is not company policy.
To error is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Mother-in-law

'I just bought my mother-in-law a Jaguar.'
'Cor - I thought you didn't like her.'
'I know what I'm doing, it's bitten her twice already.'

Hotels

The one good thing you can say about the food in our vacation hotel is that at least they're considerate enough to give you only small portions.

Robbery

What do you get if you cross a thief with an orchestra?
Robbery with violins.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Liz.
Liz who?
Liz see what you look like.

Daughters

Boy: Sir, I'd like your daughter for my wife.
Father: Can't she get one of her own?

Wives

Customer: I'd like a pair of stockings for my wife.
Storekeeper: Sheer?
Customer: No, she's at home.

Lightbulbs

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
(It's a very simple task.) None. 'It's a man's job.'

Dracula

What is Count Dracula's favorite holiday?
Fangs-giving.

Bananas

Why did the banana visit the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
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