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Joke Topic - 'Human'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Human'.


Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!

To err is human to really foul things up requires a computer.

To err is human, to forgive is Not Company Policy.

To err is human, to moo bovine.

To err is human. To forgive is not company policy.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics


Count Dracula

What do you get if you cross Count Dracula with a plumber?
A drain in the neck.


What do you call a bee which is born in the month of May?
A maybee.


Guy Fawkes was the sanest man who ever went into the Houses of Parliament - and look what happened to him.

Love To

I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.


What do you call a person who draws amusing pictures of motor vehicles?
A car-toonist.


What has ten legs, bulging eyes and is green and slimy?
I don't know.
Neither do I - but there's one crawling up your leg now!


What's the best way to get a hold of a lawyer?
By the neck...

Women Drivers

Wife (learning how to drive): "I don't know what to do next."
Husband: "Just imagine that I'm driving the car, dear."


Sign in a restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."

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