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Joke Topic - 'Hum'


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Why do bees always hum?
Because they can't remember the words.


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Toes

Patient: Doctor, why are you writing on my toes?
Doctor: I'm just adding a footnote.
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Medicine

Don't study medicine and law at the same time, it tries your patients
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Guitars

Why pick on guitars
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Quiet

It was so quiet you could have heard a cough drop.
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Food

Waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.
I'm sorry sir, I'll bring you some that is.
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Scientists

Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
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Haunted

What should a gymnast do if he finds himself in a haunted house?
Exorcise.
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Engineers

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Snakes

What do you call a snake that becomes a Canadian law officer?
Mountie Python.

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