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Joke Topic - 'Hum'


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Why do bees always hum?
Because they can't remember the words.


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Employee

Boss: Has your supervisor told you what to do?
New employee: Yes, sir, he told me to wake him up if I saw you coming.
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Lawyers

Q: What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
A: A tick falls off of you when you die.
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Actors

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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One Of Those Things

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess one of those things.
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Santa Claus

Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
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Temptation

Lead me not into temptation -- I can find it for myself.
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Doctors

Doctor: So, tell me, what has brought you to this hospital?
Patient: An ambulance.
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King Kong

Why did King Kong buy 15 pairs of shoes?
Because he was a 30-foot monster.
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Doctors

What do you call the place that is crowded with doctors most afternoons?
A golf course.

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