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Joke Topic - 'Hum'


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Why do bees always hum?
Because they can't remember the words.


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Lorry

What do you call a lorry that is full of feet?
A toe truck.
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Fishing

The worst day fishing is better than the best day working
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Teachers

Why are maths teachers so useless at gardening?
Everything that they plant grows square roots.
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Knock Knock

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wendy
Wendy who?
Wendy red red robin goes bob bob bobbin along.
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Fleas

Why was the mother flea very sad?
Because her children were all going to the dogs.
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Lunch

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice lunch going to be ready?
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Squashed

Did you hear about the glow-worm that got squashed?
It was de-lighted.
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Traffic Lights

What did the shy traffic light say to the motorist?
Don't look now - I'm changing!
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Accountant

Accountant - someone you hire to explain that you didn't make the money you did.

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