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Joke Topic - 'Hum'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Hum'.


Why do bees always hum?
Because they can't remember the words.

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What do you call a lorry that is full of feet?
A toe truck.


The worst day fishing is better than the best day working


Why are maths teachers so useless at gardening?
Everything that they plant grows square roots.

Knock Knock

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wendy who?
Wendy red red robin goes bob bob bobbin along.


Why was the mother flea very sad?
Because her children were all going to the dogs.


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Venice who?
Venice lunch going to be ready?


Did you hear about the glow-worm that got squashed?
It was de-lighted.

Traffic Lights

What did the shy traffic light say to the motorist?
Don't look now - I'm changing!


Accountant - someone you hire to explain that you didn't make the money you did.

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