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Joke Topic - 'Hum'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Hum'.


Why do bees always hum?
Because they can't remember the words.

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Boss: Has your supervisor told you what to do?
New employee: Yes, sir, he told me to wake him up if I saw you coming.


Q: What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
A: A tick falls off of you when you die.


How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.

One Of Those Things

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jess who?
Jess one of those things.

Santa Claus

Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.


Lead me not into temptation -- I can find it for myself.


Doctor: So, tell me, what has brought you to this hospital?
Patient: An ambulance.

King Kong

Why did King Kong buy 15 pairs of shoes?
Because he was a 30-foot monster.


What do you call the place that is crowded with doctors most afternoons?
A golf course.

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