Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Witches
What do witches sing at Christmas?
"Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy."
Insanity
Insanity is hereditary - you get it from your children
Kissed
What’s it like to he kissed by a vampire?
It's a real pain in the neck.
Praying
Is that seat saved? No, but we're praying for it.
Computer Programmers
How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
They don't know how to - it's a hardware problem.
Elephants
What do you call an elephant that fails his maths exam?
Dumbo.
Teenagers
The average income of the modern teenager is about 2 a.m.
Kleptomaniac
Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
Free
Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?