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Joke Topic - 'How Often'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'How Often'.

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NERVOUS PASSENGER: How often do planes of this type crash?
CAPTAIN: Only once, Madam.


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A Bug

Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going round.
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The Lottery

Can you call someone on the other side of the international date line and get tomorrow's winning lottery numbers?
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Cats

What do you call someone who steals cats?
A purr snatcher.
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A Skeleton

What does a skeleton usually order when he has a meal in a restaurant?
Spare ribs.
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Coffee

Did you hear the story about the cup of coffee?
It's real hot stuff.
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Teachers

Teacher: Where was Magna Carta signed?
Pupil: At the bottom.
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Cheese

What Sort of cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
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People

What do spotty people go riding in?
Acne carriages.
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Cats

What do you get if you cross a cat and a donkey?
A mewl.

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