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Joke Topic - 'How Often'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'How Often'.

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NERVOUS PASSENGER: How often do planes of this type crash?
CAPTAIN: Only once, Madam.


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Disco

I met my wife at a disco. It was really embarrassing. I thought she was at home looking after the kids.
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Broke

I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention.
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Women Drivers

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
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The Sea

Jill: You remind me of the sea.
Jack: Because I'm wild, unpredictable and romantic?
Jill: No, because you make me sick.
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Santa Claus

Who carries a sack and bites people?
Santa Jaws.
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when you wake up to the soothing sound of running water...and remember that you just bought a waterbed.
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Dogs

Did you hear about the dog who went to a flea circus?
No, what happened?
He stole the show.
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Prison

Why did the belt get sent to prison?
Because it held up a pair of trousers.
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Cannibals

First cannibal: What are you cooking for dinner?
Second cannibal: Shut up and get back in the oven.

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