Here are some randomly selected joke topics
A Bug
Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going round.
The Lottery
Can you call someone on the other side of the international date line and get tomorrow's winning lottery numbers?
Cats
What do you call someone who steals cats?
A purr snatcher.
A Skeleton
What does a skeleton usually order when he has a meal in a restaurant?
Spare ribs.
Coffee
Did you hear the story about the cup of coffee?
It's real hot stuff.
Teachers
Teacher: Where was Magna Carta signed?
Pupil: At the bottom.
Cheese
What Sort of cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
People
What do spotty people go riding in?
Acne carriages.
Cats
What do you get if you cross a cat and a donkey?
A mewl.