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Joke Topic - 'How Often'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'How Often'.

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NERVOUS PASSENGER: How often do planes of this type crash?
CAPTAIN: Only once, Madam.


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Witches

What do witches sing at Christmas?
"Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy."
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Insanity

Insanity is hereditary - you get it from your children
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Kissed

What’s it like to he kissed by a vampire?
It's a real pain in the neck.
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Praying

Is that seat saved? No, but we're praying for it.
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Computer Programmers

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
They don't know how to - it's a hardware problem.
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Elephants

What do you call an elephant that fails his maths exam?
Dumbo.
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Teenagers

The average income of the modern teenager is about 2 a.m.
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Kleptomaniac

Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
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Free

Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?

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