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Joke Topic - 'House'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'House'.

Related Topics: Houses (3) Apartments (6)
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A decorator was painting a house and the owner came home to find the man rushing about like a mad thing with his brushes.
'Why are you working so fast?' he asked.
'Well, you see, sir, the paint's running low and I want to finish the job before it's all gone.'
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I am the master in my own house - the doghouse.
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What should you do if you lock yourself out of your house?
Keep singing until you find the right key.
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You know you're a redneck if:
Your Truck has curtains, but your house doesn't.
Your porch collapses, and it kills more than seven dogs.
Every car you've ever owned is in your backyard.


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Driving

Why am I the only person on earth that knows how to drive?
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Witches

Why was the witch drinking lots of water?
She was going through a dry spell.
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Sing

What should you do if you lock yourself out of your house?
Keep singing until you find the right key.
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Baby

What do baby outlaws like eating with their milk?
Crookies.
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Bees

What is at the back of a bee?
It's bee-hind.
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Scotsman

How do you know if a Scotsman is left-handed?
He keeps all his money in his right-hand pocket.
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Frogs

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
Lily.
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Money

Why is money called dough?
Because we are all in knead of it.
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Vampires

Did you hear about the vampire that swallowed a sheep?
He said he felt baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

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