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Joke Topic - 'House'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'House'.

Related Topics: Houses (3) Apartments (6)

A decorator was painting a house and the owner came home to find the man rushing about like a mad thing with his brushes.
'Why are you working so fast?' he asked.
'Well, you see, sir, the paint's running low and I want to finish the job before it's all gone.'

I am the master in my own house - the doghouse.

What should you do if you lock yourself out of your house?
Keep singing until you find the right key.

You know you're a redneck if:
Your Truck has curtains, but your house doesn't.
Your porch collapses, and it kills more than seven dogs.
Every car you've ever owned is in your backyard.

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Father Christmas

Why did Father Christmas want a garden?
So he could Ho, Ho, Ho!

Santa Claus

Who carries a sack and bites people?
Santa Jaws.


Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for their mother's birthday?
They threw a sowprize party.


Bob only drinks to steady his nerves. In fact, the other night he got so steady he couldn't move.


Where would you be most likely to find a prehistoric cow?
In a moo-seum.


How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday night?
Tell her a joke on thursday...

A Cubicle

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.


I used to be arrogant, but now I'm perfect

The London Marathon

Did you hear about the two fat men who ran in the London Marathon?
One ran in short bursts, and the other in burst shorts.

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