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Joke Topic - 'House'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'House'.

Related Topics: Houses (3) Apartments (6)

A decorator was painting a house and the owner came home to find the man rushing about like a mad thing with his brushes.
'Why are you working so fast?' he asked.
'Well, you see, sir, the paint's running low and I want to finish the job before it's all gone.'

I am the master in my own house - the doghouse.

What should you do if you lock yourself out of your house?
Keep singing until you find the right key.

You know you're a redneck if:
Your Truck has curtains, but your house doesn't.
Your porch collapses, and it kills more than seven dogs.
Every car you've ever owned is in your backyard.

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Change A Light Bulb

How many British Rail staff does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to apologize for the delay.

Happy Meal

He's a few fries short of a happy meal.


What do you get if you teach a deer to be a hairdresser?
A styling mousse.


What is a Count Dracula's favorite holiday?


Did you hear the one about the egg?
It's not all that it's cracked up to be.


Where do baby ghosts go when their parents are at work?
Day scare centers.


Doctor: Have you ever had this problem before?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, you've got it again!

Computer Programmers

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
They don't know how to - it's a hardware problem.


I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention.

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