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Joke Topic - 'Hotels'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Hotels'.
Fred goes into a hotel and says to the receptionist 'I'd like a room please.'
Receptionist: 'Single, Sir?'
Fred: 'Yes, but I am engaged.'
Receptionist: 'Single, Sir?'
Fred: 'Yes, but I am engaged.'
Hotel Guest: 'Can you give me a room and a bath, please?'
Receptionist: 'I can give you a room, but you'll have to take your own bath.'
Receptionist: 'I can give you a room, but you'll have to take your own bath.'
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