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Joke Topic - 'Hotels'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Hotels'.

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Fred goes into a hotel and says to the receptionist 'I'd like a room please.'
Receptionist: 'Single, Sir?'
Fred: 'Yes, but I am engaged.'
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Hotel Guest: 'Can you give me a room and a bath, please?'
Receptionist: 'I can give you a room, but you'll have to take your own bath.'


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Haunted

How do you open a haunted house?
You use a skeleton key.
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Chocolate

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars and now I feel terrible.
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Dogs

Why don't dogs like traveling in planes?
They get jet wag.
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Cats

Cats flattened while you watch.
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Ghosts

What do ghosts like to dance to?
Soul music.
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Lawyers

It was so cold last week that I saw several lawyers with their hands in their own pockets.
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Water

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water way to answer the door.
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Prison

Why did the belt get sent to prison?
Because it held up a pair of trousers.
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Cricket

What do you get if you cross an American pioneer with an English batting game?
Davy Cricket.

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