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Joke Topic - 'Hotels'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Hotels'.

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Fred goes into a hotel and says to the receptionist 'I'd like a room please.'
Receptionist: 'Single, Sir?'
Fred: 'Yes, but I am engaged.'
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Hotel Guest: 'Can you give me a room and a bath, please?'
Receptionist: 'I can give you a room, but you'll have to take your own bath.'


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Light Bulbs

How many Radio 1 DJs does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it and two to resign over the changes.
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Water

Save water - dilute it
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Blondes

What does a smart blonde and a dinosaur have in common?
They are both extinct.
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Cars

Which parts of a car are the laziest?
The wheels. They are always tired.
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Light Bulbs

How many executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A roomful - they have to hold a meeting to discuss all the ramifications of the change.
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Nothing

Knock knock
Who's there?
Scott
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you.
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Horses

What was the name of the small horse that fought windmills?
Donkey Oatey.
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Octal

Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you don't use your thumbs.
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Witches

Why did the witch drop out of school?
She couldn't spell.

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