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Joke Topic - 'Hot Weather'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Hot Weather'.

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Bill: Does this hot weather disagree with your mother?
Fred: It wouldn't dare!


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Cats

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to go swimming?
An octopuss.
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Ducks

What do you call a box of ducklings?
A box of quackers.
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Keyhole

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike'n see you through the keyhole.
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Office Party

You know you're having a bad day when everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.
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Cat

Knock Knock
Who's There
Cat
Cat Who
Caterpilla
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Ghost

Why wasn't the ghost successful?
Because he didn't believe in himself!
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Ducks

What happens when ducks fly backwards?
They quack up.
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Remind

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
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King

Why was it easy for the king to draw straight lines
Because he was the ruler.

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