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Joke Topic - 'Hot Weather'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Hot Weather'.

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Bill: Does this hot weather disagree with your mother?
Fred: It wouldn't dare!


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Pigs

Why is 5 o'clock in the morning a bit like a pigs tail?
Because it's twirly!
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Cars

What do you call a person who draws amusing pictures of motor vehicles?
A car-toonist.
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Traffic Lights

What did the shy traffic light say to the motorist?
Don't look now - I'm changing!
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Human

To err is human, to moo bovine.
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Sleepwalking

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roaming Catholic.
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Disco

I met my wife at a disco. It was really embarrassing. I thought she was at home looking after the kids.
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Pencil

Did you hear the story about the broken pencil?
I'd better not tell it to you, there's no point to it.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I feel like an apple.
Don't worry we'll soon get to the core of this!
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Barbers

What do you call a barber who cuts hair in a library?
A barbarian!!

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