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Joke Topic - 'Hot Weather'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Hot Weather'.

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Bill: Does this hot weather disagree with your mother?
Fred: It wouldn't dare!


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Sheep

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a rainstorm?
A wet blanket.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, I feel like a window.
Doctor: Tell me where the pane is.
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Nose

How do you stop your nose running?
Hide its trainers.
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Insects

Which insects are the most loyal?
Ticks. Once they find a friend, they stick to them.
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Bakers

Why did the baker work overtime?
Because he kneaded the dough.
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Football

Billy: I can't believe I just missed that open goal. I could kick myself.
Johnny: Don't: bother, you'd probably miss.
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New York

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five - one to change the bulb and four to protect him from muggers.
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Dating

Did you hear about the dating agency for chickens that went bankrupt last week?
They couldn't make hens meet.
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Polar Bear

What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.

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