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Joke Topic - 'Hot Weather'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Hot Weather'.


Bill: Does this hot weather disagree with your mother?
Fred: It wouldn't dare!

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a rainstorm?
A wet blanket.


Patient: Doctor, I feel like a window.
Doctor: Tell me where the pane is.


How do you stop your nose running?
Hide its trainers.


Which insects are the most loyal?
Ticks. Once they find a friend, they stick to them.


Why did the baker work overtime?
Because he kneaded the dough.


Billy: I can't believe I just missed that open goal. I could kick myself.
Johnny: Don't: bother, you'd probably miss.

New York

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five - one to change the bulb and four to protect him from muggers.


Did you hear about the dating agency for chickens that went bankrupt last week?
They couldn't make hens meet.

Polar Bear

What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.

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