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Joke Topic - 'Hot Dogs' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Hot Dogs'.
How do you make a hot dog stand?
Take away its chair.
1>Take away its chair.
What do cats like on their hot dogs?
Mouse-tard.
1>Mouse-tard.
What dog smells of onions?
A hot dog.
1>A hot dog.
What type of dogs are always welcome at football games?
Hot dogs.
1>Hot dogs.
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Hippies
What do you call a hippy's wife?
Mississippi.
1>Mississippi.
Frogs
What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?
Hoppalong Cassidy.
1>Hoppalong Cassidy.
Dogs
What dog smells of onions?
A hot dog.
1>A hot dog.
Paranoid
Did you hear about the paranoid bloodhound?
He was convinced that certain people were following him.
1>He was convinced that certain people were following him.
Cold
Knock, knock.
Who's There?
Let me!
Let me who?
Will you please let me in, it's cold out here!
1>Who's There?
Let me!
Let me who?
Will you please let me in, it's cold out here!
Chickens
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a duck?
A chicken that lays down.
1>A chicken that lays down.
Software
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
1>Cemetery
Filming in cemetery angers residents
1>Doctors
Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I'm boiling up.
Doctor: Why don't you just simmer down?
1>Doctor: Why don't you just simmer down?