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Joke Topic - 'Hot Dogs' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Hot Dogs'.
How do you make a hot dog stand?
Take away its chair.
Take away its chair.
What do cats like on their hot dogs?
Mouse-tard.
Mouse-tard.
What dog smells of onions?
A hot dog.
A hot dog.
What type of dogs are always welcome at football games?
Hot dogs.
Hot dogs.
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Baaaa Humbug.
Baaaa Humbug.
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What did the barman say when Charles Dickens ordered a Martini?
Olive or twist?
Olive or twist?
Fish
What type of fish only comes out at night?
A starfish.
A starfish.
Permanent
Dave: Did you hear that Fred has got a job at the bowling alley?
Joe: What tenpin?
Dave: No, it's a permanent job.
Joe: What tenpin?
Dave: No, it's a permanent job.
Caterpillars
What does a caterpillar do every 1st of January?
He turns over a new leaf.
He turns over a new leaf.
Cars
What type of car is like a sausage?
An old banger.
An old banger.
Ants
Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all his uncles were ants.
Because all his uncles were ants.
Lightbulbs
How many software programmers are required to change a lightbulb?
Two. Someone always leaves in the middle of a project.
Two. Someone always leaves in the middle of a project.