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Joke Topic - 'Hospital'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Hospital'.

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Doctor: So, tell me, what has brought you to this hospital?
Patient: An ambulance.

My mum was in hospital, and the doctor said, 'Listen, I want you to drink a Guinness after your bath every day.'
My mum said, 'If I drink my bath I won't have room for a Guinness.'

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