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Joke Topic - 'Hospital'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Hospital'.

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Doctor: So, tell me, what has brought you to this hospital?
Patient: An ambulance.
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My mum was in hospital, and the doctor said, 'Listen, I want you to drink a Guinness after your bath every day.'
My mum said, 'If I drink my bath I won't have room for a Guinness.'


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What do you call a cat who likes to eat lemons?
A sourpuss!
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Cannibals

What did one cannibal say to another?"Who was that girl I saw you with last night?"
"That was no girl, that was my supper."
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Ghosts

Where does a ghost like to go swimming?
In Lake Eerie.
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Astronauts

Where did the astronaut get his degree?
At the mooniversity!
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Dogs

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Brian: I took the words right out of his mouth.
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Blisters

Some people are like blisters
- they appear when the work is done
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Sociologists

How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?
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Uncle

My uncle is man of letters. He works for the post office.

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