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Joke Topic - 'Horses' - Page 3 - With 3 More Jokes and Funny Stories
This is page 3 of jokes on the topic - 'Horses'.
Why did the horse cross the road?
Because he wanted to visit his neigh-bors.
1>Because he wanted to visit his neigh-bors.
Why is the old, worn-out horse named Flattery?
Because it gets you nowhere.
1>Because it gets you nowhere.
Yesterday, I was driving around the country, got thirsty and entered a pub. I was there for five minutes when a big brown horse entered the pub, sat down at a table, crossed its legs, and ordered a coffee. I was surprised and asked the pub keeper if it was not a little strange that a horse ordered a coffee.
'Yes,' the man said, 'Very strange, indeed. Normally, it drinks a pint of beer.'
3>'Yes,' the man said, 'Very strange, indeed. Normally, it drinks a pint of beer.'
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Vegetables
I've lived on vegetables all my life
- that's nothing, I've lived on earth!
2>- that's nothing, I've lived on earth!
Bees
What do you call a very young bee?
A babe-bee.
2>A babe-bee.
Ducks
Did you hear that the price of duck feathers has risen?
So now even down is up.
2>So now even down is up.
Ghosts
Did you hear about the baby ghost who applied to join the football team?
He heard the manager say they needed a little team spirit.
2>He heard the manager say they needed a little team spirit.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps calling me a liar.
I can't believe that!
2>I can't believe that!
Lawyers
What should you do if you find three lawyers who have been buried up to their necks in cement?
Run and find some more cement!
2>Run and find some more cement!
Elephants
How do you make an elephant stew?
Keep him waiting a couple of hours.
2>Keep him waiting a couple of hours.
Having A Bad Day
You know you're having a bad day when - Everyone is laughing but you.
2>Disagree
I could not disagree with you less.
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