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Joke Topic - 'Horses' - Page 2 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories
This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Horses'.
What did one horse say to the other one? Any friend of yours is a palomino.
What do you call a horse that has Venetian blinds?
A zebra.
A zebra.
What do you call a horse that lives next door to you?
A neighbor.
A neighbor.
What has two heads, six legs, and a tail?
A man on a horse.
A man on a horse.
What is a thespian pony?
A little horse play.
A little horse play.
What is black and white and turns cartwheels?
A piebald horse pulling a cart.
A piebald horse pulling a cart.
What is drawn by a horse and delivers boxes of chocolates?
Cadbury's Milk Dray.
Cadbury's Milk Dray.
What was the name of the small horse that fought windmills?
Donkey Oatey.
Donkey Oatey.
When does a horse usually neigh?
Whinny wants to!
Whinny wants to!
Where did the newlywed horses stay?
In the bridle suite.
In the bridle suite.
Where does a horse go when he gets sick?
The horspital.
The horspital.
Which American duo became famous for stealing horses?
Bonnie and Clydesdale.
Bonnie and Clydesdale.