Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Sheep
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
To the baa-baa shop.
Dalmatians
Why are dalmatians no good at playing hide and seek?
Because they are always spotted.
Frogs
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
Fishing
"I went fly-fishing yesterday."
"Did you catch anything?"
"Yes, a bluebottle."
Fool
I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.
Count
What goes up when you count down?
A rocket.
Golf
My brother went to the doctor's and said, 'Some days, I think I'm a golf ball.'
The doctor said, 'Well you've come a fair way to see me...'
Skeletons
What does a skeleton like to order in a restaurant?
Spareribs.
School
Did you hear about the high class private school where all the pupils were very smelly?
Only filthy rich kids were allowed to go there.