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Joke Topic - 'Horseback Riding'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Horseback Riding'.


Joan: I'm on a new diet and exercise program. Every morning after breakfast I go horseback riding.
Amy: Is it working?
Joan: Sort of, so far the horse has lost ten pounds.

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