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Joke Topic - 'Horns'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Horns'.

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Why do cows have bells around their necks?
Because their horns don't work.


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Lawyers

Q: What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
A: A tick falls off of you when you die.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, I feel like a window.
Doctor: Tell me where the pane is.
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Hearing Aids

"I just got a new hearing aid. It's the best one I've ever had."
"What kind is it?"
"Oh, about 9:30......."
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Saliva

Saliva drools O.K.
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Teachers

Teacher: I wish you’d pay a little attention to what I'm saying!
Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can!
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Airplane

Something Went Wrong in Jet Plane Crash, Expert Says
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Patient

Patient: Doctor, I'm feeling really nervous! This is the first I've had an operation.
Doctor: I know just how you feel. You're my first patient!
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Police

A spokesman for the local police department has said that the theft of twenty sacks of yeast from a bakery is causing rising anxiety.
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Bank

Bill: What's the name of your bank?
George: Piggy.

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