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Joke Topic - 'Horns'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Horns'.

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Why do cows have bells around their necks?
Because their horns don't work.


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The Ocean

Why is a Christmas pudding just like the ocean?
it's full of currants!
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A Good Idea

I've got a good idea.
It must be beginner's luck.
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Christmas

Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys?
Because they soot him.
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Fireman

What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
Jose and Hose B
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The Butler

Knock knock
Who's there?
Norma
Norma who?
Normally the butler opens the door.
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Pessimists

What blood type are pessimists?
B-negative.
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Christmas

I wouldn't say he is stupid, but he thinks that Christmas Eve is a tug of war that is held at Christmas.
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Astronauts

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spaceship
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Buffalo

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his boy off at school?
"Bye, son!"

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