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Joke Topic - 'Horns'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Horns'.


Why do cows have bells around their necks?
Because their horns don't work.

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The Ocean

Why is a Christmas pudding just like the ocean?
it's full of currants!

A Good Idea

I've got a good idea.
It must be beginner's luck.


Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys?
Because they soot him.


What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
Jose and Hose B

The Butler

Knock knock
Who's there?
Norma who?
Normally the butler opens the door.


What blood type are pessimists?


I wouldn't say he is stupid, but he thinks that Christmas Eve is a tug of war that is held at Christmas.


Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spaceship


What did the buffalo say when he dropped his boy off at school?
"Bye, son!"

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