Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Lawyers
Q: What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
A: A tick falls off of you when you die.
Doctors
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a window.
Doctor: Tell me where the pane is.
Hearing Aids
"I just got a new hearing aid. It's the best one I've ever had."
"What kind is it?"
"Oh, about 9:30......."
Teachers
Teacher: I wish you’d pay a little attention to what I'm saying!
Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can!
Airplane
Something Went Wrong in Jet Plane Crash, Expert Says
Patient
Patient: Doctor, I'm feeling really nervous! This is the first I've had an operation.
Doctor: I know just how you feel. You're my first patient!
Police
A spokesman for the local police department has said that the theft of twenty sacks of yeast from a bakery is causing rising anxiety.
Bank
Bill: What's the name of your bank?
George: Piggy.