Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Robbery
Did you hear about the music store that was robbed last night?
The thieves made off with the lute.
Steak
Diner: Waiter, your thumb is on my steak. Remove it right now!
Waiter: What, and drop it again?
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, there's a small fly in my soup.
I'm sorry, sir. Shall I get you a bigger one?
Dress
Customer: May I try on that dress in the window, please?
Clerk: No, ma'am. You'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Midas.
Midas who?
Midas well come in.
Computer Dating
"I'm all for computer dating, but I wouldn't want one to marry my sister."
Waiters
Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it
would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"
Golf
Golfer: Do you notice any improvement since last year?
Caddy: Yes sir, you've bought a new golf bag.
Fathers
George: Is your father still in the hospital?
William: Yes. He's in the Expensive Care Unit.