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Joke Topic - 'Honk'


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Honk If Anything Falls Off


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Robbery

Did you hear about the music store that was robbed last night?
The thieves made off with the lute.
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Steak

Diner: Waiter, your thumb is on my steak. Remove it right now!
Waiter: What, and drop it again?
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, there's a small fly in my soup.
I'm sorry, sir. Shall I get you a bigger one?
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Dress

Customer: May I try on that dress in the window, please?
Clerk: No, ma'am. You'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Midas.
Midas who?
Midas well come in.
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Computer Dating

"I'm all for computer dating, but I wouldn't want one to marry my sister."
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Waiters

Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"
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Golf

Golfer: Do you notice any improvement since last year?
Caddy: Yes sir, you've bought a new golf bag.
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Fathers

George: Is your father still in the hospital?
William: Yes. He's in the Expensive Care Unit.

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