Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Carpets
What item is usually bought by the metre, yet is worn by the foot?
A carpet.
Apartments
Nan: How do you like your new studio apartment?
Dan: I have no room for complaint.
Cows
What do you get if you cross a cow with a famous hunchback?
Quasi-moo-do.
Listened
Joe: Oh, I wish I'd listened to my mother!
Will: Why? What did she tell you?
Joe: I don't know! I didn't listen!
Christmas Trees
Why are Christmas trees just like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles.
Apartments
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
Policemen
Old policemen never die, they just cop out.
Dandruff
Is your name Dan Druff?
You always get into people's hair.
Whales
Save the whales - collect the whole set