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Joke Topic - 'Honesty'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Honesty'.

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Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.


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Men

Men are like a pack of cards, you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to batter them, and a spade to bury them.
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Kettles

What is another name for a water otter?
A kettle.
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Honest

What do you call an honest lawyer?
Hypothetical.
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Girlfriends

When her boyfriend actually agrees with her, she lets him have his own way.
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Fish

Diner: Waiter, bring me a portion of fish a glass of milk.
Waiter: Fillet?
Diner: Yes, right to the top.
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Soccer

How did the soccer field end up as a triangle?
Somebody took a corner.
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Exorcists

Did you hear what happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
No, what?
He was repossessed.
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Merry Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas, ho, ho ho.
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Hotels

Fred goes into a hotel and says to the receptionist 'I'd like a room please.'
Receptionist: 'Single, Sir?'
Fred: 'Yes, but I am engaged.'

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