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Joke Topic - 'Honesty'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Honesty'.


Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

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Men are like a pack of cards, you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to batter them, and a spade to bury them.


What is another name for a water otter?
A kettle.


What do you call an honest lawyer?


When her boyfriend actually agrees with her, she lets him have his own way.


Diner: Waiter, bring me a portion of fish a glass of milk.
Waiter: Fillet?
Diner: Yes, right to the top.


How did the soccer field end up as a triangle?
Somebody took a corner.


Did you hear what happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
No, what?
He was repossessed.

Merry Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary who?
Mary Christmas, ho, ho ho.


Fred goes into a hotel and says to the receptionist 'I'd like a room please.'
Receptionist: 'Single, Sir?'
Fred: 'Yes, but I am engaged.'

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