Joke Topic - 'Honesty'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Honesty'.

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

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Carpets

What item is usually bought by the metre, yet is worn by the foot?
A carpet.

Nan: How do you like your new studio apartment?
Dan: I have no room for complaint.

What do you get if you cross a cow with a famous hunchback?
Quasi-moo-do.

Joe: Oh, I wish I'd listened to my mother!
Will: Why? What did she tell you?
Joe: I don't know! I didn't listen!

Why are Christmas trees just like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles.

Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?

Old policemen never die, they just cop out.

Is your name Dan Druff?
You always get into people's hair.

Save the whales - collect the whole set

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