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Joke Topic - 'Honesty'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Honesty'.

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Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.


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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a frog
Go on, hop it!
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Months

Q. Some months have 31 days how many have 28?
all of them - all months have (at least) 28 days.
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Computers

Why was the computer feeling cold?
It had left Windows open.
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Coffee Break

The fifteen minute morning coffee break is when your employees take a break from doing nothing.
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Lawyers

What's the difference between lawyers and vultures?
Lawyers accumulate frequent-flier points.
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Cops

Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told cops she got mugged.
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Dogs

My new dog is very obedient. When I say 'heel' he always bites me on the heel.
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Computers

What do computers like to eat when they are hungry?
Chips.
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Economists

How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. If the government would simply leave it alone, it would change itself.

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