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Joke Topic - 'Honesty' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Honesty'.

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
In politics, honesty is comparable to oxygen. The higher you go, the more difficult it is to find.
The lawyer spoke to his client. 'Well. Do you really want me to offer you my honest opinion?
'I don't.' said the client. 'I want your professional advice.'
What do you call an honest lawyer?
An impossibility.

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Dogs

We call our dog Egypt because he likes to leave a pyramid in every room.

Cows

Which American state has the most cows?
Moosouri.

Pigeons

Did you hear about the pigeon who wanted to buy a famous London landmark?
He put a deposit on Big Ben.

Doctors

Doctor: Nurse, I'm ready to see the next patient now. Can you send her in?
Nurse: Sorry, she didn't look very well, so I sent her home.

Musicians

What do you call a musician whose girlfriend has just dumped him?
Homeless.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.

Girlfriends

I used to invite this gal to my apartment to help me make hamburgers.
I called her my grille friend!

Deja Vu

Doctor, Doctor, I believe I am suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday?

Dogs

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that is able to tell tall stories?
A shaggy dog tale.
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