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Joke Topic - 'Honesty'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Honesty'.

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Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.


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Carpets

What item is usually bought by the metre, yet is worn by the foot?
A carpet.
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Apartments

Nan: How do you like your new studio apartment?
Dan: I have no room for complaint.
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Cows

What do you get if you cross a cow with a famous hunchback?
Quasi-moo-do.
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Listened

Joe: Oh, I wish I'd listened to my mother!
Will: Why? What did she tell you?
Joe: I don't know! I didn't listen!
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Christmas Trees

Why are Christmas trees just like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles.
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Apartments

Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
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Policemen

Old policemen never die, they just cop out.
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Dandruff

Is your name Dan Druff?
You always get into people's hair.
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Whales

Save the whales - collect the whole set

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