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Joke Topic - 'Homework'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Homework'.
A father was talking to his son. 'Now listen, my boy, from now on you do your own homework. I'm not going to do any more for you - it's not right.' 'I know.' said the boy. 'but have a shot at it just the same.
Pupil to Teacher: Sir, would you punish a person for something they haven't done?
Teacher: Of course not.
Pupil: Good, then you won't mind that I haven't done my homework!
Teacher: Of course not.
Pupil: Good, then you won't mind that I haven't done my homework!
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