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Joke Topic - 'Homes' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Homes'.

'Hello, I am actually home at the moment, but I really don't feel like listening to whatever your problem is. So, If you leave your name and number at the tone, when I feel like responding to your message, I will.'
Say, do you happen to know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?
No, I didn't even know he had moved home.
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire, and a divorce have in common?
They are four ways you can lose your home.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Boyfriends

Mary: My boyfriend has a wonderful personality.
Jane: My boyfriend is not good-looking either.

Beer

How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys TWO cases of beer.

Strawberries

Why did the strawberry hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a jam.

Executives

How many advertising executives does it take to change a light bulb?
That's an interesting question. What do you think?

Computers

I haven't lost my mind. It's backed up on tape somewhere.

Zombies

What do you call a zombie who has a bell?
A dead ringer.

Snakes

What do you call a snake that becomes a Canadian law officer?
Mountie Python.

Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rapture.
Rapture who?
Rapture Christmas presents yet?

Idiots

Did you hear about the idiot who called both his sons Ed?
He thought two eds were better than one.
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