Joke Topic - 'Homeless'

My inferiority complexes aren't as good as yours

What kind of coat is put on when it is wet?
A coat of paint.

My brother said, 'I want a job as a human cannonball.'
I said, 'I'll bet you get fired.'

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec Mary but I don't like you.

A good executive is a man who is happy to share the credit with the person who did all the work.

One caveman said to the other, 'What's that big thing with the long neck writing Jane Eyre?'
The other one said, 'That's Bronte-saurus.'

What if you cross a legendary Scottish monster and a bad egg?
The Loch Ness pongster.

Brian: (eating his lunch at school)Teacher, I've got a bone stuck in my throat.
Teacher: Are you choking?
Brian: No, I'm serious.

Where did the dog leave his car when he went shopping?
In a barking lot.