Joke Topic - 'Home' - 5 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Home'.

It's true that children brighten up a home.
They never turn off the lights.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tilly.
Tilly who?
Tilly cows come home.

The landlord wanted me to treat the place like my own home, so I did. I didn't pay the rent.

When I asked my girlfriend if I could see her home, she handed me a picture of it.

Why did the cow leave home?
It wanted to look for greener pastures.

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My wife was the last of 5 Scottish sisters to marry; the confetti was filthy.

Filming in cemetery angers residents

Joe: I've got a cat who can say his name.
Bob: That's great! What's your cat's name?
Joe: Meow!

Why is it risky to tell funny jokes to Humpty Dumpty?
Because he might crack up.

Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm really interested.

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

What do you get if you cross a pig with a Christmas tree?
A pork-u-pine.

Why did the chicken run away from home?
Because she was tired of being cooped up.

I bet your mother has a loud bark!