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Joke Topic - 'Home'

Here are 8 jokes on the topic - 'Home'.


"Hello, I am actually home at the moment, but I really don't feel like listening to whatever your problem is. So, If you leave your name and number at the tone, when I feel like responding to your message, I will."

Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

It's true that children brighten up a home.
They never turn off the lights.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tilly who?
Tilly cows come home.

Say, do you happen to know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?
No, I didn't even know he had moved home.

The landlord said he wanted me to treat the place like my own home. So I did - I didn't pay the rent.

What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
They are four ways you can lose your home.

When I asked my girlfriend if I could see her home she handed me a picture of it.

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