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Joke Topic - 'Holiday'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Holiday'.

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A Scot from Aberdeen was on holiday in London and every night he returned to his hotel full of the wonders of the city. So much so that another guest asked: 'Is this your first visit?'
'Aye, it is.'
'You seem to be having a great time.'
'Aye, I am that.'
'Good.'
'And what's more, it's not just a holiday. It's my honeymoon as well.'
'Oh. Then where's your wife?'
'Och. She's been here before.'
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A Scotsman went on a week's holiday to England. He took a clean shirt and a five pound note with him. When he arrived home he hadn't changed either of them.
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Christmas - A holiday in which neither the past nor the future is of as much interest as the present.


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"I'm all for computer dating, but I wouldn't want one to marry my sister."
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Offices

Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.
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Birds

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're sitting there, staring at carpeting?
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Peanut Butter

What do you get if you cross a vampire with some peanut butter?
A vampire that sticks to the roof of your mouth!
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Blondes

What do you call a blonde with a brain cell?
GIFTED.
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Shopping

Why does a woman say she's been shopping even when she hasn't bought a thing?
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Civil Servants

How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.
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Ugly

What is big, green, and ugly and never smiles?
The Incredible Sulk.
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Fool

I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.

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