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Joke Topic - 'Holiday'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Holiday'.

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A Scot from Aberdeen was on holiday in London and every night he returned to his hotel full of the wonders of the city. So much so that another guest asked: 'Is this your first visit?'
'Aye, it is.'
'You seem to be having a great time.'
'Aye, I am that.'
'Good.'
'And what's more, it's not just a holiday. It's my honeymoon as well.'
'Oh. Then where's your wife?'
'Och. She's been here before.'
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A Scotsman went on a week's holiday to England. He took a clean shirt and a five pound note with him. When he arrived home he hadn't changed either of them.
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Christmas - A holiday in which neither the past nor the future is of as much interest as the present.


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Leave A Message

So long as phones can ring and eyes can see, So leave a message, and I'll get back to thee.
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Success

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made.
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Deodorant

You know you're having a bad day when you realize that you just sprayed spot remover under your arms instead of deodorant.
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Birthdays

How many birthdays does the average man have?
Only one. When he was born.
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Smiling

Smile! It makes people wonder what you've been up to.
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Ducks

What do you call a duck that wears a mask and steals money from banks?
A robber duckie.
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Friends

What do you call a man and woman who keep showing you up in front of your friends?
Mum and Dad!
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Clocks

This bloke said to my brother, 'I think I'm a clock you know.'
My brother said, 'Well don't get wound up about it.'
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Elves

Q. What did the elf use to make him taller?
A. He used elf raising flour.

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