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Joke Topic - 'Holiday'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Holiday'.

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A Scot from Aberdeen was on holiday in London and every night he returned to his hotel full of the wonders of the city. So much so that another guest asked: 'Is this your first visit?'
'Aye, it is.'
'You seem to be having a great time.'
'Aye, I am that.'
'Good.'
'And what's more, it's not just a holiday. It's my honeymoon as well.'
'Oh. Then where's your wife?'
'Och. She's been here before.'
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A Scotsman went on a week's holiday to England. He took a clean shirt and a five pound note with him. When he arrived home he hadn't changed either of them.
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Christmas - A holiday in which neither the past nor the future is of as much interest as the present.


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Eat

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
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Grow Up

"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?" asked the father of his little son.
"Diet."
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A Married Man

A married man should always forget his mistakes.
There's no use two people remembering the same things.
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Tourists

Why is it called the tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
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Dogs

What do young dogs like to eat when watching a movie?
Pup-corn!
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Farmers

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?
He wanted sweet and sour pork.
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Snowmen

Where do Snowmen go to dance?
To snowballs.
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Boyfriends

Her boyfriend is so stupid, when they were handing out brains he thought they said trains, so he asked for a slow one.
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Christmas Party

How did the chickens dance at their Christmas party? Chick to chick.

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