Joke Topic - 'Hockey'

My inferiority complexes aren't as good as yours

Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college graduate.
Traffic Cop: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse for breaking the law.

What is a ghost-proof bicycle?
One with no spooks on the wheels.

What breed of dog rides a horse named Macaroni?
Yankee poodle!

Q: Why did the blonde get on the roof?
A: She heard that the drinks were on the house.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water way to answer the door.

How did your mom know that you didn't wash your face?
I forgot to wet the soap.

What does a skeleton like to order in a restaurant?
Spareribs.

When I look at you, I wonder what Mother Nature had in mind.