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Joke Topic - 'Hockey'


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Which monks play in the National Hockey League?
The Philadelphia Friars.


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Inferiority

My inferiority complexes aren't as good as yours
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Teenagers

Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college graduate.
Traffic Cop: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse for breaking the law.
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Ghosts

What is a ghost-proof bicycle?
One with no spooks on the wheels.
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Dogs

What breed of dog rides a horse named Macaroni?
Yankee poodle!
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Blondes

Q: Why did the blonde get on the roof?
A: She heard that the drinks were on the house.
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Water

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water way to answer the door.
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Soap

How did your mom know that you didn't wash your face?
I forgot to wet the soap.
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Skeletons

What does a skeleton like to order in a restaurant?
Spareribs.
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Mother Nature

When I look at you, I wonder what Mother Nature had in mind.

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