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Joke Topic - 'Hockey'


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Which monks play in the National Hockey League?
The Philadelphia Friars.


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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Next, please.
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Sibling Rivalry

Sibling rivalry is for kids
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Reality

Do not adjust your mind
- there is a fault in reality
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Mouse

What do you get if you cross a mouse with an oil can?
A squeak that oils itself.
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Cannibals

Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant?
A meal will cost you an arm and a leg.
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Blondes

Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: They're too hard to peel.
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Elephants

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Earthquakes in Australia.
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Bridge

If you jump off a bridge that crosses a famous Paris river, are you in Seine?
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Cats

My friend says that you can speak in cat language. Is it true?
Me - how?

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