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Joke Topic - 'Hoarse'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Hoarse'.


Patient: Doctor, doctor, I have a hoarse throat.
Doctor: Believe me, the resemblance doesn't end there.

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On a waterbed.

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"Elm entry, my Dear Watson," said Holmes.


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Because he kneaded the dough.

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What has a big mouth, but is unable to talk?
A glass jar.


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'Sorry sir,' said the store owner, 'we don't do part exchange.'

Fortune Tellers

Where do fortune tellers dance?
At the crystal ball!

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