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Joke Topic - 'Hoarse'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Hoarse'.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor, I have a hoarse throat.
Doctor: Believe me, the resemblance doesn't end there.


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Fish

Where do fish like to sleep?
On a waterbed.
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Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were having a rest in their hotel room when suddenly a tree walked in.
"Elm entry, my Dear Watson," said Holmes.
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Bakers

Why did the baker work overtime?
Because he kneaded the dough.
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A Big Mouth

What has a big mouth, but is unable to talk?
A glass jar.
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Proverb

He believes in an old proverb — early to bed and stay there.
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Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rapture.
Rapture who?
Rapture Christmas presents yet?
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Bees

What do you call a bee that's had a spell cast on him?
Bee-witched.
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Puppies

A man walked into a pet shop and said, 'I'd like a puppy for my son.'
'Sorry sir,' said the store owner, 'we don't do part exchange.'
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Fortune Tellers

Where do fortune tellers dance?
At the crystal ball!

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