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Joke Topic - 'Hoarse'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Hoarse'.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor, I have a hoarse throat.
Doctor: Believe me, the resemblance doesn't end there.


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Snakes

What do you call a snake who is employed by the government?
A civil serpent.
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Consultants

A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.
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Jewel

Knock, knock
Who's there ?
jewel
jewel who?
jewel see better if you open the door
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Skeleton

Why did the skeleton laugh?
Because it had a funny bone.
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Walk

What do you call a man who walks through the autumn leaves?
Russell.
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Cinderella

Why was Cinderella so useless at sport?
Because her coach was a pumpkin.
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Man

What is the longest sentence known to man?
'I do.'
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Blood

I was supposed to work in the blood lab, but they told me I wasn't the right type for the job.
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Pick Your Friends

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.

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