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Joke Topic - 'Hoarse'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Hoarse'.


Patient: Doctor, doctor, I have a hoarse throat.
Doctor: Believe me, the resemblance doesn't end there.

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What do you call a snake who is employed by the government?
A civil serpent.


A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.


Knock, knock
Who's there ?
jewel who?
jewel see better if you open the door


Why did the skeleton laugh?
Because it had a funny bone.


What do you call a man who walks through the autumn leaves?


Why was Cinderella so useless at sport?
Because her coach was a pumpkin.


What is the longest sentence known to man?
'I do.'


I was supposed to work in the blood lab, but they told me I wasn't the right type for the job.

Pick Your Friends

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.

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