Joke Topic - 'History' - 5 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'History'.

A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam.

History does not repeat itself. Historians merely repeat each other.

l thought I might become a history teacher when I grew up, but then I realized there was no future in it.

Teacher to pupils: One Of the most important documents in English history was the Magna Carta. Now, does anyone know where it was signed?
Pupil: At the bottom, Miss?

Why is history just like a fruit cake?
Because it's full of dates.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Opticians

Did you hear about the cross-eyed optician?
He could never see eye to eye with his patients.

Mistakes

You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.

Thoughts

I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.

Speaking

Go ahead, speak Your Mind! I Enjoy The Silence!

Doctors

This man went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, my nose runs, and my feet smell.'
The doctor said, 'You're built upside down.'

Cars

What type of car is like a sausage?
An old banger.

Ventriloquists

How many VENTRILOQUISTS does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the gulg and one to gold the gottom of the lagger.

Love

I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.

Questions

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boyd.
Boyd, who?
Boy, do you ask lots of questions!