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Joke Topic - 'History' - 5 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'History'.

A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam.
History does not repeat itself. Historians merely repeat each other.
l thought I might become a history teacher when I grew up, but then I realized there was no future in it.
Teacher to pupils: One Of the most important documents in English history was the Magna Carta. Now, does anyone know where it was signed?
Pupil: At the bottom, Miss?
Why is history just like a fruit cake?
Because it's full of dates.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Musicians

How many bluegrass musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.

Cops

How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. It turned itself in.

Dogs

What type of dog wears a uniform and a badge?
A guard dog.

Vampires

What sport do vampires like to watch?
Bat-minton.

Police

Police move in book case

Doctors

Doctor, doctor. Every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, and Goofy.
OK, how long have you had these Disney spells?

Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when your ex-wife is your blind date.

Dogs

A FATHER: The man who has complete command, most of the time, of the dog.

Donuts

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Duncan.
Duncan who?
Duncan your doughnut again?
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