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Joke Topic - 'Historian'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Historian'.


Did you hear about the man who quit his Job as a historian?
He realized there was no future in it.

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Did you hear about the bicycle that went around attacking people?
It was a vicious cycle.


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Hot cross bunnies.


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They would crack each other up.


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Och aye the moo.


I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!


Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Next, please.


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Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible.
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How many bagpipe players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!

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