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Joke Topic - 'Historian'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Historian'.


Did you hear about the man who quit his Job as a historian?
He realized there was no future in it.

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How many ROCK AND ROLL SOUND ENGINEERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"Did you say something?"

Count Dracula

What do you get if you cross Count Dracula with a plumber?
A drain in the neck.


Why was the cat scared of the tree?
Because of its bark.


Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bridge.
Now then, what's come over you?
Two cars and a truck.


What is Dracula's least favourite meal?

Charles Dickens

What famous 60's song did Charles Dickens write?
Oliver Twist.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ahab who?
Ahab a cold in my nose.


What breed of dog does a chemistry teacher have?
A laboratory retriever.


What do you call a skeleton who doesn't want to work?
A lazybones.

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