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Joke Topic - 'Historian'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Historian'.

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Did you hear about the man who quit his Job as a historian?
He realized there was no future in it.


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Bicycles

Did you hear about the bicycle that went around attacking people?
It was a vicious cycle.
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Rabbits

What do you get if you pour warm water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.
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Eggs

Why don't eggs like telling jokes?
They would crack each other up.
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Cow

What did one highland cow say to the other one?
Och aye the moo.
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Leave

I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Next, please.
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Mother-in-law

'I just bought my mother-in-law a Jaguar.' 'Cor - I thought you didn't like her.' 'I know what I'm doing, it's bitten her twice already.'
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible.
Who said that?
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Bagpipes

How many bagpipe players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!

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