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Joke Topic - 'Hire'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Hire'.

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Why did the strawberry hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a jam.


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Computers

Unix - Reach out and grep someone.
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Diamonds

What is the best place to find a lot of diamonds?"
In a pack of cards.
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Crazy Paving

I don't think crazy paving is all that its cracked up to be.
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Keep

What can you keep even though you have given it to someone?
Your word.
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Christmas Presents

Who brings Christmas presents to the baby sharks?
Santa jaws.
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Bird

Why was the bird wearing a wig?
Because it was a bald eagle.
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Farmer

Did you hear about the stupid farmer who made his chickens drink hot water?
He thought they would lay hard-boiled eggs.
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Television

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson television tonight?
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In Charge

A HUSBAND: The man who knows he is in charge, and has his wife's permission to say so.

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