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Joke Topic - 'Hire'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Hire'.


Why did the strawberry hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a jam.

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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when your back goes out more than you do.


What do you get if you cross a fly with a detective?
A police insector.


What do fir trees do when they are sad?
They pine a lot.


What goes "zzub, zzub"?
A bee flying backwards.

Light Bulbs

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
(It's a very simple task, so...) None. "It's a man's job."


The kindest thing I can say about my wife is that her in-laws are a lot nicer than mine.


What did the pine tree say to his girlfriend?
I'm fir you.


In the twelfth century how many workers did it take to change a light bulb?
None. There were no light bulbs - it was the dark ages.

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