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Joke Topic - 'Hire'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Hire'.


Why did the strawberry hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a jam.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor, I have a hoarse throat.
Doctor: Believe me, the resemblance doesn't end there.


He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.


I went to the doctor, it was quite serious. He gave me 6 months to live. But when I couldn't pay his bill he gave me another 6 months.


Did you hear what happened when the ghosts went on strike?
A skeleton staff took over.


I was out drinking in a bar last night and a woodworm asked me: "Is the bar tender here?


Why shouldn't blondes be given a coffee break?
It takes too long to retrain them.


Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pack of cards.
Just sit there and I'll deal with you in a minute.


Mother: So what have you learned on your first day at high school?
Son: Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.


What does an astronaut use to keep up his trousers?
An asteroid belt.

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