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Joke Topic - 'Hippopotamus'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Hippopotamus'.

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What do you call a hippo that is very untidy?
A hippopota-mess.


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Pigs

What is pink and goes "knio, knio?"
A backward pig.
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Elephants

Why was the elephant wearing pink tennis shoes?
They didn't have white ones in his size.
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Bad Luck

Is it bad luck to be superstitious?
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Litterbugs

Which type of bugs are the messiest
litterbugs.
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Christmas

What will Father Christmas suffer from if he ever gets stuck in a chimney?
Santa Claustrophobia.
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My Mother

My mother is a Woman of rare gifts - hardly anyone ever receives one from her!
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Newspaper

When a man was reading the newspaper, his wife asked, "Will you still love me when I'm old and gray?" "Sure I do," he mumbled.
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Fortune Tellers

Where do fortune tellers dance?
At the crystal ball!
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A Comedian

Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a comedian.
Doctor: You must be joking.

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