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Joke Topic - 'Hippopotamus'


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What do you call a hippo that is very untidy?
A hippopota-mess.


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Golf

Golfer: Well, caddie. Do you think my game is improving?
Caddie: Definitely. You're missing the ball much less than you used to!
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Elephants

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?
A pair of swimming trunks.
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Lawyers

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
A: No one cries when you slice up a lawyer.
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Surrealists

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.
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Baby

What do baby outlaws like eating with their milk?
Crookies.
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Santa

What do Santa's little helpers learn when they go to school?
The elf-abet.
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Coffee

Patient: Doctor, I think that I'm a cup of coffee.
Doctor: Oh, do perk up and don't be such a drip.
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Ants

What do you call an ant that lives alone?
Independ-ant.
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Boss

Job Applicant: Have you got an opening for me?
Boss: Yes, and don't slam it on the way out.

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