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Joke Topic - 'Hippopotamus'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Hippopotamus'.

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What do you call a hippo that is very untidy?
A hippopota-mess.


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Jewelry

What do you call a piece of jewelry that has been lost in the long grass on a golf course?
A diamond in the rough.
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Sleeping

What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer.
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Pistachios

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No, thanks, I prefer pistachios.
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Lawyers

Q: What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
A: A tick falls off of you when you die.
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Sleep

Doctor: Are you a light sleeper?
Patient: No, I always sleep in the dark.
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Fool

There is at least one fool in every married couple.
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the ghost who works at Scotland Yard?
He's the Chief in-spectre.
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Software

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
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Computers

Unix - Reach out and grep someone.

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