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Joke Topic - 'Hippopotamus'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Hippopotamus'.

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What do you call a hippo that is very untidy?
A hippopota-mess.


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Doctors

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
That depends on whether it has health insurance.
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To Err

To err is human to forgive, beyond the scope of the Operating System.
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Scottish

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.
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Success

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made.
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Chicken Soup

Diner: Waiter, your thumb is in my chicken soup.
Waiter: That's all right sir, it's not very hot.
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Dogs

What type of dog wears a uniform and a badge?
A guard dog.
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Detective

Which famous English detective loved to relax in a bubble bath?
Sherlock Foams.
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Fat Chance

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
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The Ark

Q. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
A. none. Moses was not on the ark.

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