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Joke Topic - 'Hide'


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What game do young ghosts like to play?
Hide and shriek!
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Why is it difficult for leopards to hide?
Because they're always spotted.


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Fish

What type of fish performs surgical operations?
A sturgeon.
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Vampires

How do you terrify a vampire?
Ask them if they would like some garlic with their steak?
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Patient

Patient: Doctor, I'm feeling really nervous! This is the first I've had an operation.
Doctor: I know just how you feel. You're my first patient!
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Girlfriends

When I asked my girlfriend if I could see her home she handed me a picture of it.
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Dinosaurs

What do you call a dinosaur that likes to wear a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Dogs

What did the dog say when he sat on a piece of sandpaper?
Ruff.
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Sharks

Did you hear about the sunburnt shark?
He got what he was basking for.
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Ghosts

Where do baby ghosts go when their parents are at work?
Day scare centers.
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Christmas

What is a hairdressers favourite Christmas carol?
"Oh comb all ye faithful".

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