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Joke Topic - 'Hide'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Hide'.
What game do young ghosts like to play?
Hide and shriek!
Hide and shriek!
Why is it difficult for leopards to hide?
Because they're always spotted.
Because they're always spotted.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Farmer
Why did the farmer ask the vet to examine his cow?
Because she was so mooo-dy.
Because she was so mooo-dy.
Soap
Who steal soap and towels from the bathroom?
Robber ducks.
Robber ducks.
A Mistake
I was wrong once
- I thought I had made a mistake
- I thought I had made a mistake
Witch
Which witch is good at cricket?
The wicket witch.
The wicket witch.
Hotel
The one good thing you can say about the food in our vacation hotel is that at least they're considerate enough to give you only small portions.
Cannibals
What do the guests do at a cannibal wedding?
They toast the bride and groom.
They toast the bride and groom.
Ducks
What do you call a duck that wears a mask and steals money from banks?
A robber duckie.
A robber duckie.
Scared
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Politicians
If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
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