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Joke Topic - 'Hide'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Hide'.


What game do young ghosts like to play?
Hide and shriek!

Why is it difficult for leopards to hide?
Because they're always spotted.

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Why did the farmer ask the vet to examine his cow?
Because she was so mooo-dy.


Who steal soap and towels from the bathroom?
Robber ducks.

A Mistake

I was wrong once
- I thought I had made a mistake


Which witch is good at cricket?
The wicket witch.


The one good thing you can say about the food in our vacation hotel is that at least they're considerate enough to give you only small portions.


What do the guests do at a cannibal wedding?
They toast the bride and groom.


What do you call a duck that wears a mask and steals money from banks?
A robber duckie.


What happens if you get scared half to death twice?


If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.

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