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Joke Topic - 'Hide'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Hide'.

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What game do young ghosts like to play?
Hide and shriek!
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Why is it difficult for leopards to hide?
Because they're always spotted.


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Parents

Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
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Thieves

Thieves Steal Burglar Alarm
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Sharpest

He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
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Mouse

When does a mouse need an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
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School

Teacher: Give me a sentence with the word 'analyze' in it.
Pupil: My sister Anna lies in bed until nine o'clock.
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Soccer

If you have a referee in soccer, and an umpire in cricket, what do you have in bowls?
Goldfish
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Bicycles

Did you hear about the bicycle that went around attacking people?
It was a vicious cycle.
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Tourists

Why is it called the tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
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Clocks

This bloke said to my brother, 'I think I'm a clock you know.'
My brother said, 'Well don't get wound up about it.'

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