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Joke Topic - 'Hide'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Hide'.

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What game do young ghosts like to play?
Hide and shriek!
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Why is it difficult for leopards to hide?
Because they're always spotted.


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School

Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
Henry: No. Not even a little bit!
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Sing

What should you do if you lock yourself out of your house?
Keep singing until you find the right key.
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Santa Claus

Who used to take presents to the famous detective, Sherlock Holmes?
Santa Clues.
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A Bad Idea

Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover?
Because you should never press your luck.
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Bees

What goes "zzub, zzub"?
A bee flying backwards.
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Politicians

Crime is merely politics without the excuses.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair black?
A: Artificial intelligence.
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Boyfriends

Mary: Why do you call your boyfriend 'wonder'?
Karen: Because I look at him and wonder.
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Teachers

Old teachers never die. They just lose their class.

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