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Joke Topic - 'Hide'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Hide'.


What game do young ghosts like to play?
Hide and shriek!

Why is it difficult for leopards to hide?
Because they're always spotted.

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Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
Henry: No. Not even a little bit!


What should you do if you lock yourself out of your house?
Keep singing until you find the right key.

Santa Claus

Who used to take presents to the famous detective, Sherlock Holmes?
Santa Clues.

A Bad Idea

Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover?
Because you should never press your luck.


What goes "zzub, zzub"?
A bee flying backwards.


Crime is merely politics without the excuses.


Q: What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair black?
A: Artificial intelligence.


Mary: Why do you call your boyfriend 'wonder'?
Karen: Because I look at him and wonder.


Old teachers never die. They just lose their class.

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