Joke Topic - 'Hide'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Hide'.

Why is it difficult for leopards to hide?
Because they're always spotted.

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Knock Knock

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wendy
Wendy who?
Wendy red red robin goes bob bob bobbin along.

My brother said, 'One of my mates got run over by a car.',br> I said, 'Really, how did he feel?'
My brother said, 'Tyred.'

Waiter, waiter, there's a small fly in my soup.
I'm sorry, sir. Shall I get you a bigger one?

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs.
Doctor: I know we had to cut off your arms.

What's that up the road? A head?

Knock, Knock!
Who's There?
Let me!
Let me who?
Will you please let me in, it's cold out here!

What do you call 2 scotsmen hanging from a washing line?
A pair of tights.

Waiter, waiter, have you smoked salmon?
No, sir but I have smoked a pipe.

Activity is the politician's substitute for achievement.

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