Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Soap
Did you hear about the man who stole 10 bars of soap from a supermarket?
He made a clean getaway.
Dog
Mary: Our dog is just like one of the family.
Jane: Yes. I can see the resemblance.
Skeletons
What do you call a skeleton who doesn't want to work?
A lazybones.
Skunk
Why did the skunk use loads of paper hankies?
Because he had a stinking cold.
Dogs
What do you call an alcoholic dog?
A whino.
Dogs
Which is the quietest breed of dog?
A hush puppy!
Dancing
Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
Glasses
Tim: I hear you use three pairs of glasses.
Tom: That's right. One for reading, one for distance, and one to look for the other two.
Cafeteria
Did you hear about the idiot who thought that bacteria was the rear of a cafeteria?