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Joke Topic - 'Hide'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Hide'.


What game do young ghosts like to play?
Hide and shriek!

Why is it difficult for leopards to hide?
Because they're always spotted.

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Did you hear about the man who stole 10 bars of soap from a supermarket?
He made a clean getaway.


Mary: Our dog is just like one of the family.
Jane: Yes. I can see the resemblance.


What do you call a skeleton who doesn't want to work?
A lazybones.


Why did the skunk use loads of paper hankies?
Because he had a stinking cold.


What do you call an alcoholic dog?
A whino.


Which is the quietest breed of dog?
A hush puppy!


Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.


Tim: I hear you use three pairs of glasses.
Tom: That's right. One for reading, one for distance, and one to look for the other two.


Did you hear about the idiot who thought that bacteria was the rear of a cafeteria?

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