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Joke Topic - 'Hide'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Hide'.

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What game do young ghosts like to play?
Hide and shriek!
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Why is it difficult for leopards to hide?
Because they're always spotted.


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Farmer

Why did the farmer ask the vet to examine his cow?
Because she was so mooo-dy.
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Soap

Who steal soap and towels from the bathroom?
Robber ducks.
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A Mistake

I was wrong once
- I thought I had made a mistake
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Witch

Which witch is good at cricket?
The wicket witch.
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Hotel

The one good thing you can say about the food in our vacation hotel is that at least they're considerate enough to give you only small portions.
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Cannibals

What do the guests do at a cannibal wedding?
They toast the bride and groom.
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Ducks

What do you call a duck that wears a mask and steals money from banks?
A robber duckie.
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Scared

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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Politicians

If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.

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