Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Fish
What type of fish performs surgical operations?
A sturgeon.
Vampires
How do you terrify a vampire?
Ask them if they would like some garlic with their steak?
Patient
Patient: Doctor, I'm feeling really nervous! This is the first I've had an operation.
Doctor: I know just how you feel. You're my first patient!
Girlfriends
When I asked my girlfriend if I could see her home she handed me a picture of it.
Dinosaurs
What do you call a dinosaur that likes to wear a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Dogs
What did the dog say when he sat on a piece of sandpaper?
Ruff.
Sharks
Did you hear about the sunburnt shark?
He got what he was basking for.
Ghosts
Where do baby ghosts go when their parents are
at work?
Day scare centers.
Christmas
What is a hairdressers favourite Christmas carol?
"Oh comb all ye faithful".