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Joke Topic - 'Hide'


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Why is it difficult for leopards to hide?
Because they're always spotted.


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Suggestions

Hi, this is John's answering machine. He's not here, but I'm open to suggestions.
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Elephants

Why was the elephant wearing pink tennis shoes?
They didn't have white ones in his size.
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Tennis

What can be served but cannot be eaten?
A tennis ball.
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Work

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
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Know

Do you know me?
Yes, of course I know you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I thought you knew me!
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Father Christmas

Why did Father Christmas want a garden?
So he could Ho, Ho, Ho!
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Bees

Where did Noah keep his bees?
In the ark hives.
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Calendar

Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.
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Checkers

Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are not ties. Explain this.
they are not playing each other.

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