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Joke Topic - 'Hide'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Hide'.
What game do young ghosts like to play?
Hide and shriek!
Hide and shriek!
Why is it difficult for leopards to hide?
Because they're always spotted.
Because they're always spotted.
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Tarzan
Where does Tarzan buy his underpants?
In a jungle sale.
In a jungle sale.
Ghosts
When do ghosts like to play tricks on each other?
On April Ghoul's Day.
On April Ghoul's Day.
Dogs
What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.
Airplanes
What is red and green and jumps out of airplanes?
A parrot-trooper.
A parrot-trooper.
Marriage
Wife: Why did you come home at 4 am this morning?
Husband: Where else can you go at 4 in the morning in this town?
Husband: Where else can you go at 4 in the morning in this town?
Ghosts
What is a ghost-proof bicycle?
One with no spooks on the wheels.
One with no spooks on the wheels.
Gorillas
'Would you rather a lion ate you or a gorilla?'
'I would rather the lion ate the gorilla.'
'I would rather the lion ate the gorilla.'
Golf
The man who takes up golf to take his mind off his 'work' often takes up Work to take his mind off golf.
Lawyers
What's a good example of a missed opportunity?
A bus-load of lawyers going over a cliff with one empty seat.
A bus-load of lawyers going over a cliff with one empty seat.