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Joke Topic - 'Hide'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Hide'.
What game do young ghosts like to play?
Hide and shriek!
Hide and shriek!
Why is it difficult for leopards to hide?
Because they're always spotted.
Because they're always spotted.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Soap
Did you hear about the man who stole 10 bars of soap from a supermarket?
He made a clean getaway.
He made a clean getaway.
Dog
Mary: Our dog is just like one of the family.
Jane: Yes. I can see the resemblance.
Jane: Yes. I can see the resemblance.
Skeletons
What do you call a skeleton who doesn't want to work?
A lazybones.
A lazybones.
Skunk
Why did the skunk use loads of paper hankies?
Because he had a stinking cold.
Because he had a stinking cold.
Dogs
What do you call an alcoholic dog?
A whino.
A whino.
Dogs
Which is the quietest breed of dog?
A hush puppy!
A hush puppy!
Dancing
Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
Glasses
Tim: I hear you use three pairs of glasses.
Tom: That's right. One for reading, one for distance, and one to look for the other two.
Tom: That's right. One for reading, one for distance, and one to look for the other two.
Cafeteria
Did you hear about the idiot who thought that bacteria was the rear of a cafeteria?
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