Joke Topic - 'Hereditary'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Hereditary'.

Insanity is hereditary - you get it from your children

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Paint

What kind of coat is put on when it is wet?
A coat of paint.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Liz.
Liz who?
Liz see what you look like.

Why were the bowling pins lying down?
Because they were on strike.

Each time I manage to lose weight somehow it is always able to find me again.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas, ho, ho ho.

He believes in an old proverb — early to bed and stay there.

What did one magnet say to the other magnet?
You are very attractive.

What do you call a rabbit who has fleas?
Bugs bunny.

What is green and sings in the garden?
Elvis Parsley.

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