Joke Topic - 'Hereditary'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Hereditary'.

Insanity is hereditary - you get it from your children

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What do spotty people go riding in?
Acne carriages.

My brother saw a witch riding on a broomstick. He said, 'What are you doing on that?'
The witch said, 'My best friend's got the vacuum cleaner.'

Many Antiques At Senior Citizens' Sale

Please make sure that your brain is engaged before you put your mouth into gear

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog and a bunch of daisies?
You get collie-flowers.

What should you say to a dog before he eats?
Bone appetite!

I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be

Why did the chicken want to join a pop group?
He already had the drumsticks!

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
A shaggy dogs tale.

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