Joke Topic - 'Hereditary'

Which monks play in the National Hockey League?
The Philadelphia Friars.

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
From chasing parked ambulances.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body at home?

Termites are boring

Fred goes into a hotel and says to the receptionist 'I'd like a room please.'
Receptionist: 'Single, Sir?'
Fred: 'Yes, but I am engaged.'

Wife: "I can't understand why I gain so much weight, I eat like a bird!"
Husband: "Yeah! you eat twice your own weight every day.

Did you hear about the florist who had two children?
One is a budding genius and the other one is a blooming idiot.

This girl went to the doctor. She said, 'I keep thinking there's two of me.
The doctor said, just wait and 'I'll deal with you one at a time.'

I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!