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Joke Topic - 'Hereditary'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Hereditary'.

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Insanity is hereditary - you get it from your children


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Artist

What do you get if you cross an artist with a policeman?
A brush with the law.
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Cows

What is a cow's favorite city in America?
Moo York City.
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Bees

Why do bees always hum?
Because they can't remember the words.
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Goats

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a goat.
And how long has this been going on?
Oh, ever since I was a kid.
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Chaos

Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.
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Pigs

Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?
In a hog cabin.
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Water

Save water - dilute it
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King

Why was it easy for the king to draw straight lines
Because he was the ruler.
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Teenagers

Why does it take so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

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