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Joke Topic - 'Hereditary'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Hereditary'.

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Insanity is hereditary - you get it from your children


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Wives

Joe: Your wife is pretty old.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.
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Fly

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"I'm not surprised, sir, our chef used to be a tailor."
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Teachers

Teacher: I wish you’d pay a little attention to what I'm saying!
Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can!
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Bankers

What is the difference between a banker and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Christmas

Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys?
Because they soot him.
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Maths

Why was the maths book looking so sad?
Because it had so many problems.
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Absentmindedness

There are two things I dislike in a person -
Absentmindedness and... I can't remember the other one.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I've just swallowed a pen.
Well sit down and write your name!
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Pigs

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pig
Pig who?
Pig on someone your own size!

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