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Joke Topic - 'Hereditary'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Hereditary'.

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Insanity is hereditary - you get it from your children


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Paint

What kind of coat is put on when it is wet?
A coat of paint.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Liz.
Liz who?
Liz see what you look like.
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Bowling

Why were the bowling pins lying down?
Because they were on strike.
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Lose Weight

Each time I manage to lose weight somehow it is always able to find me again.
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Merry Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas, ho, ho ho.
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Proverb

He believes in an old proverb — early to bed and stay there.
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Magnet

What did one magnet say to the other magnet?
You are very attractive.
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Rabbits

What do you call a rabbit who has fleas?
Bugs bunny.
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Sings

What is green and sings in the garden?
Elvis Parsley.

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