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Joke Topic - 'Hereditary'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Hereditary'.

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Insanity is hereditary - you get it from your children


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Blondes

Q: What did the blonde say when she dropped the priceless Ming vase?
A: "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."
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Dalmatian

Patient: Please help me Doctor. Whenever I look at my dog I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Relax. Your dog is a Dalmatian.
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Count

You can always count on your fingers
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Scotsmen

Why are Scotsmen such good golfers?
They know that the fewer times they have to hit the ball the longer it will last.
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Noses

When they were handing out noses, you thought that they said roses and so you asked for a big red one.
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Girlfriends

I used to invite this gal to my apartment to help me make hamburgers.
I called her my grille friend!
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The Lottery

Can you call someone on the other side of the international date line and get tomorrow's winning lottery numbers?
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Drunk

The drunker I sit here, the longer I get.
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Lawyers

Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer?
You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if you'd been there eight hours.

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