Categories | Topics | Newest | Search

Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - H / Joke Topic - Hens - 1

Joke Topic - 'Hens' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Hens'.

A Scotsman and an Englishman lived next door to each other. The Scotsman owned a hen, and each morning, he would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast.
One day, he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Englishman's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the Englishman pick up the egg.
The Scotsman ran up to the Englishman and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen. The Englishman disagreed because the egg was laid on his property. They argued for a while until finally, the Scotsman said, 'In my family, we normally solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the groin and time how long it takes for you to get back up. Then you kick me in the groin and time how long it takes for me to get up. Whoever gets up quicker wins the egg.'
The Englishman agreed to this, so the Scotsman put on the heaviest pair of boots he had. He took a few steps back, then ran at the Englishman and kicked him as hard as he could in the groin. The Englishman fell to the floor, clutching his groin, howling in agony for 30 minutes.
The Englishman eventually got to his feet and said, 'Now it's my turn to kick you.'
The Scotsman smiled and said, 'Ye can keep the damn egg!!'
What do you get if you cross a hen with some gunpowder?
An eggsplosion.
What do you get when you cross a hen and a waiter?
A hen that lays tables.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Mushrooms

What did the boy mushroom say to the girl mushroom?
Hey, I'm a fun guy!

Santa Claus

What does Santa call his wife on his income tax form?
A dependent Claus.

Prehistoric

What do you call prehistoric sailing disasters?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

Books

Every time I let John borrow a book, he keeps it. He's a professional bookkeeper.

Vacations

His mind is on vacation, but his mouth is working overtime.

Ghosts

What kind of mistakes do ghosts usually make?
Boo-boos.

Dracula

What is Count Dracula's favorite type of coffee?
De-coffin-ated.

Monsters

What should you do with a green monster?
Wait until he is ripe.

Christmas Presents

What Christmas present do you give to a train driver?
Platform shoes.
© 2004 - 2025 Janim.net All Rights Reserved