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Joke Topic - 'Henry Viii'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Henry Viii'.


King Henry VIII called in the executioner.
He said, 'What do you charge to do an execution?'
The executioner said, 'A pound sir.'
The King said, 'And what if I wanted to have all my six wives done at the same time?'
The executioner said, 'Well in that case it'd be 60p a head.'

King Henry VIII went to heaven. St Peter said, 'Tell me, why did you have so many different wives?'
Henry said, 'I like to' chop and change.'

Which famous English King invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.

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