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Joke Topic - 'Henry Viii'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Henry Viii'.

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King Henry VIII called in the executioner.
He said, 'What do you charge to do an execution?'
The executioner said, 'A pound sir.'
The King said, 'And what if I wanted to have all my six wives done at the same time?'
The executioner said, 'Well in that case it'd be 60p a head.'
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King Henry VIII went to heaven. St Peter said, 'Tell me, why did you have so many different wives?'
Henry said, 'I like to' chop and change.'
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Which famous English King invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.


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Blondes

Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine?
A: "Daaaady, I want to go to Miaaami!"
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Argue

Did you hear about the two cyclops who were always arguing with each other?
They could never see eye to eye about anything.
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Fishmonger

Did you hear about the man who gave up his job as a fishmonger?
He said it was making him shelfish.
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Squirrels

How do you catch a squirrel
You climb up a tree and act like a nut.
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Cars

We were all in a car and it wouldn't start, so I told everyone to be quiet, and then it started right up! Why??
Cause it goes without saying...
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Chief

Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water?
He had two sons, so he called them Hot and Cold.
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Hoarse

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I have a hoarse throat.
Doctor: Believe me, the resemblance doesn't end there.
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The Future

The future isn't what it used to be.
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Cannibals

What did the cannibals say to their nextdoor neighbors?
We'd really love to have you over for dinner!"

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