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Joke Topic - 'Henry Viii'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Henry Viii'.

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King Henry VIII called in the executioner.
He said, 'What do you charge to do an execution?'
The executioner said, 'A pound sir.'
The King said, 'And what if I wanted to have all my six wives done at the same time?'
The executioner said, 'Well in that case it'd be 60p a head.'
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King Henry VIII went to heaven. St Peter said, 'Tell me, why did you have so many different wives?'
Henry said, 'I like to' chop and change.'
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Which famous English King invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.


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Chickens

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a duck?
A chicken that lays down.
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Cats

What do you call someone who steals cats?
A purr snatcher.
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Cannibals

What did the cannibal say when he was full up?
I couldn't eat another mortal.
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Dog

What is a baby dog's favorite drink?
Pupsi-Cola.
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The Biggest Handicap

What is the biggest handicap in golf?
Being honest.
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Bees

What do you call it when a swarm of bees help in undercover police work?
A sting operation.
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Mother Superior

And which really horrible Mother Superior went all over Europe beating people up?
Attila the Nun.
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Vacation

His mind is on vacation but his mouth is working overtime.
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A Hole

What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole in the ground.

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