Joke Topic - 'Hedgehogs' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Hedgehogs'.

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?
A long hairbrush.

What do you get if you cross a pig with a hedgehog?
A porkupine.

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