Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Football
Customer: Do you sell football boots?
Store Assistant: Sure. What size is your football?
Television
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson television tonight?
Musicians
Old musicians never die, they just decompose.
Lemons
Why did the lemon refuse to argue with the orange?
Because it was yellow.
Politicians
Political T.V. commercials prove one thing: some candidates can tell
all their good points and qualifications in just 30 seconds.
Girlfriends
Jack: I'd go through anything for you.
Mary: Just the door will be enough.
Horses
How do you spell hungry horse in four letters?
M, T, G, G.
Horses
Why is the old, worn out horse named Flattery?
Because it gets you nowhere.