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Joke Topic - 'Hearing Aids'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Hearing Aids'.

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"I just got a new hearing aid. It's the best one I've ever had."
"What kind is it?"
"Oh, about 9:30......."


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Watson television tonight?
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