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Joke Topic - 'Health Farm'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Health Farm'.


Where do gnomes go to to get fit?
To an elf farm.

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Why do vampires try to avoid getting into arguments?
Because they make themselves cross.


Unix - Reach out and grep someone.

Hot Dogs

How do you make a hot dog stand?
Take away its chair.

The Internet

Who surfs the Internet and goes, 'Choo, Choo'?
Thomas the Search Engine.


What type of TV does Dracula own?
A plasma.


Old policemen never die, they just cop out.


Did you hear the story about the broken pencil?
I'd better not tell it to you, there's no point to it.


What is the name of the unhappy range of mountains in Scotland?
The Grumpians.


Doctor, doctor, my son's just swallowed some gunpowder.
Well, don't point him at me.

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