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Joke Topic - 'Health Farm'


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Where do gnomes go to to get fit?
To an elf farm.


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Read

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
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Tires

If tires hold up cars, what holds up airplanes?
Hijackers.
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Astronauts

Why were the astronauts not hungry?
Because they recently had a big launch.
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Crab

Why was the crab arrested?
He was caught pinching things.
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Conferences

A conference is simply an admission that you want somebody else to join you in your troubles.
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Waiters

How many WAITERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
None. Even a burned-out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.
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Snore

Why is it the loudest snorer is always the first one to get to sleep?
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Eggs

Diner: Waiter, these eggs are runny.
Waiter: Why do you say that, sir?
Because one just ran out the door.
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Lawyers

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?
Lawsuits.

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