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Joke Topic - 'Health Farm'


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Where do gnomes go to to get fit?
To an elf farm.


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Vampires

Why do vampires try to avoid getting into arguments?
Because they make themselves cross.
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Computers

Unix - Reach out and grep someone.
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Hot Dogs

How do you make a hot dog stand?
Take away its chair.
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The Internet

Who surfs the Internet and goes, 'Choo, Choo'?
Thomas the Search Engine.
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Dracula

What type of TV does Dracula own?
A plasma.
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Policemen

Old policemen never die, they just cop out.
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Pencil

Did you hear the story about the broken pencil?
I'd better not tell it to you, there's no point to it.
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Scottish

What is the name of the unhappy range of mountains in Scotland?
The Grumpians.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, my son's just swallowed some gunpowder.
Well, don't point him at me.

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