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Joke Topic - 'Headaches' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Headaches'.
A man visited his doctor to find out why he had been having such severe headaches. So the doctor ran some tests and, after a few hours, called the man into his office. 'I have some terrible news,' he told the patient. 'I'm afraid your condition is terminal.' 'Oh no!' the man wailed. 'How long do I have?' 'Ten ...' began the doctor. 'Ten what?' the patient interrupted. 'Days? Months? Years?' 'Nine,' said the doctor, 'eight, seven, six...'
3>Doctor, Doctor, Have you got something for a dreadful headache?
Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself on the head. Then you'll have a dreadful headache.
2>Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself on the head. Then you'll have a dreadful headache.
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What did the violin say to the harp?
May I string along with you?
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Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
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2>Doctor: Sorry, I'm too busy to see you right now. Can you give me a buzz later?
Old
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Try to cheer it up.
2>Try to cheer it up.
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