Santa Claus
What do Santa's little helpers learn when they go to school?
The elf-abet.
Pigs
What do you get if you cross a pig with a hedgehog?
A porkupine.
Doctors
Patient: Doctor, I've just swallowed a spoon.
Doctor: Sit down and don't stir yourself.
Snowmen
Two snowmen standing in a field one turns to the other and says, 'Can you smell carrots?'.
Cellphones
What is the difference between a cellphone and a wife?
The cellphone has a silent mode.
Schools
What is the most popular sentence at school?
I don't know.
Astronauts
Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
At parking meteors.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like an apple.
Don't worry, we'll soon get to the core of this!
Ancestors
She's consistently late. Her forefathers came to America on the June Flower.