Joke Topic - 'Haunting'

Why was the calendar sad?
Because its days were numbered.

He's a few yards short of the hole.

Why did the genie in the lamp get angry?
Because someone rubbed him up the wrong way!

What type of animal is no fun at a party?
A boar!

How do you save a drowning mouse?
Give it mouse to mouse resuscitation.

What is a Count Dracula's favorite holiday?
Fangs-giving.

Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm really interested.

Wife: Sorry, but you can't go to the golf course today.
Husband: Okay, in that case I'll just putter around the yard.

How did the skeleton know that it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones.