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Joke Topic - 'Haunting' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Haunting'.

What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?
The nightmayor.
What kind of ghost haunts tall buildings?
High spirits!
Why do ghosts go to the same place every year for their vacation?
They like their old haunts best!
Why do ghosts like to go shopping when the stores are having sales?
Because they like to go bargain haunting.

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Did you hear about the extremely intelligent monster?
He was called Frank Einstein.

Waiters

'Waiter! There's a fly in my alphabet soup!'
I expect it's learning to read, sir.'

Soccer

What do you get if you cross a football team with ice cream?
Aston vanilla.

Deer

What do you get if you teach a deer to be a hairdresser?
A styling mousse.

Everyone

What is everyone doing at the same time?
Growing older.

Wives

I take my wife out every night, but she always manages to find her way home.

Soda

Did you hear about the man who fell out of a 10-story window and landed on a bottle of soda?
He survived because it was a soft drink.

Pigeons

Where do pigeons meet for coffee?
In a nest-cafe.

Lawyers

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
From chasing parked ambulances.
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