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Joke Topic - 'Haunting' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Haunting'.
What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?
The nightmayor.
The nightmayor.
What kind of ghost haunts tall buildings?
High spirits!
High spirits!
Why do ghosts go to the same place every year for their vacation?
They like their old haunts best!
They like their old haunts best!
Why do ghosts like to go shopping when the stores are having sales?
Because they like to go bargain haunting.
Because they like to go bargain haunting.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Santa Claus
What do Santa's little helpers learn when they go to school?
The elf-abet.
The elf-abet.
Pigs
What do you get if you cross a pig with a hedgehog?
A porkupine.
A porkupine.
Doctors
Patient: Doctor, I've just swallowed a spoon.
Doctor: Sit down and don't stir yourself.
Doctor: Sit down and don't stir yourself.
Snowmen
Two snowmen standing in a field one turns to the other and says, 'Can you smell carrots?'.
Cellphones
What is the difference between a cellphone and a wife?
The cellphone has a silent mode.
The cellphone has a silent mode.
Schools
What is the most popular sentence at school?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Astronauts
Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
At parking meteors.
At parking meteors.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like an apple.
Don't worry, we'll soon get to the core of this!
Don't worry, we'll soon get to the core of this!
Ancestors
She's consistently late. Her forefathers came to America on the June Flower.