Joke Topic - 'Haunting'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Haunting'.

Why do ghost like to go shopping when the stores are having sales?
Because they like to go bargain haunting.

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Girlfriends

Bob: I call my girlfriend Sugar.
Joe: Why is that?
Bob: Because she's so refined.

What do you call a spaceship that is always saying sorry?
An Apollo G.

Yo' mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the cops she got mugged!

What do you call a farmer who used to like farm machinery?
An ex-tractor fan.

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many do you think it takes?

How do you catch the attention of a surfer?
Wave.

I don't care who you are, get these reindeer off my roof.

This girl went to the doctor. She said, 'I keep thinking there's two of me.
The doctor said, just wait and 'I'll deal with you one at a time.'

Old lawyers never die. They just lose their appeal.

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