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Joke Topic - 'Haunting'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Haunting'.

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Why do ghost like to go shopping when the stores are having sales?
Because they like to go bargain haunting.


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Girlfriends

Bob: I call my girlfriend Sugar.
Joe: Why is that?
Bob: Because she's so refined.
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Spaceships

What do you call a spaceship that is always saying sorry?
An Apollo G.
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Stupid

Yo' mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the cops she got mugged!
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Farmers

What do you call a farmer who used to like farm machinery?
An ex-tractor fan.
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Change A Light Bulb

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many do you think it takes?
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Catch The Attention

How do you catch the attention of a surfer?
Wave.
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Reindeer

I don't care who you are, get these reindeer off my roof.
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Doctors

This girl went to the doctor. She said, 'I keep thinking there's two of me.
The doctor said, just wait and 'I'll deal with you one at a time.'
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Lawyers

Old lawyers never die. They just lose their appeal.

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