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Joke Topic - 'Haunting'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Haunting'.

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Why do ghost like to go shopping when the stores are having sales?
Because they like to go bargain haunting.


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Calendar

Why was the calendar sad?
Because its days were numbered.
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Hole

He's a few yards short of the hole.
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Genie

Why did the genie in the lamp get angry?
Because someone rubbed him up the wrong way!
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Animals

What type of animal is no fun at a party?
A boar!
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Mouse

How do you save a drowning mouse?
Give it mouse to mouse resuscitation.
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Dracula

What is a Count Dracula's favorite holiday?
Fangs-giving.
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Talking

Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm really interested.
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Golf

Wife: Sorry, but you can't go to the golf course today.
Husband: Okay, in that case I'll just putter around the yard.
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Skeleton

How did the skeleton know that it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones.

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