Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Calendar
Why was the calendar sad?
Because its days were numbered.
Hole
He's a few yards short of the hole.
Genie
Why did the genie in the lamp get angry?
Because someone rubbed him up the wrong way!
Animals
What type of animal is no fun at a party?
A boar!
Mouse
How do you save a drowning mouse?
Give it mouse to mouse resuscitation.
Dracula
What is a Count Dracula's favorite holiday?
Fangs-giving.
Talking
Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm really interested.
Golf
Wife: Sorry, but you can't go to the golf course today.
Husband: Okay, in that case I'll just putter around the yard.
Skeleton
How did the skeleton know that it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones.