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Joke Topic - 'Haunting'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Haunting'.

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Why do ghost like to go shopping when the stores are having sales?
Because they like to go bargain haunting.


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Cats

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to go swimming?
An octopuss.
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Lawyers

It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.
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Teacher

l thought I might become a history teacher when I grew up, but then I realized there was no future in it.
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Tonic

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bottle of gin.
I think you need a little tonic.
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Witches

Why did the witch buy a computer?
She needed a spell checker.
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Zombies

What do you call a zombie who has a bell?
A dead ringer.
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Young

When I was young I had a lot of spots and pimples. One day I fell asleep in a library. I woke up and a blind man was reading my face.
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife/ex-husband.
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Village

Your village called. They're missing their idiot.

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