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Joke Topic - 'Haunting' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Haunting'.

What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?
The nightmayor.
What kind of ghost haunts tall buildings?
High spirits!
Why do ghosts go to the same place every year for their vacation?
They like their old haunts best!
Why do ghosts like to go shopping when the stores are having sales?
Because they like to go bargain haunting.

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What do Santa's little helpers learn when they go to school?
The elf-abet.

Pigs

What do you get if you cross a pig with a hedgehog?
A porkupine.

Doctors

Patient: Doctor, I've just swallowed a spoon.
Doctor: Sit down and don't stir yourself.

Snowmen

Two snowmen standing in a field one turns to the other and says, 'Can you smell carrots?'.

Cellphones

What is the difference between a cellphone and a wife?
The cellphone has a silent mode.

Schools

What is the most popular sentence at school?
I don't know.

Astronauts

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
At parking meteors.

Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like an apple.
Don't worry, we'll soon get to the core of this!

Ancestors

She's consistently late. Her forefathers came to America on the June Flower.
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