Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Girlfriends
Bob: I call my girlfriend Sugar.
Joe: Why is that?
Bob: Because she's so refined.
Spaceships
What do you call a spaceship that is always saying sorry?
An Apollo G.
Stupid
Yo' mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the cops she got mugged!
Farmers
What do you call a farmer who used to like farm machinery?
An ex-tractor fan.
Change A Light Bulb
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many do you think it takes?
Catch The Attention
How do you catch the attention of a surfer?
Wave.
Reindeer
I don't care who you are, get these reindeer off my roof.
Doctors
This girl went to the doctor. She said, 'I keep thinking there's two of me.
The doctor said, just wait and 'I'll deal with you one at a time.'
Lawyers
Old lawyers never die. They just lose their appeal.