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Joke Topic - 'Haunting'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Haunting'.


Why do ghost like to go shopping when the stores are having sales?
Because they like to go bargain haunting.

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What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to go swimming?
An octopuss.


It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.


l thought I might become a history teacher when I grew up, but then I realized there was no future in it.


Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bottle of gin.
I think you need a little tonic.


Why did the witch buy a computer?
She needed a spell checker.


What do you call a zombie who has a bell?
A dead ringer.


When I was young I had a lot of spots and pimples. One day I fell asleep in a library. I woke up and a blind man was reading my face.

Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife/ex-husband.


Your village called. They're missing their idiot.

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