Joke Topic - 'Haunted' - 6 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Haunted'.

An intrepid photographer went to a haunted castle determined to get a picture of a ghost that was said to appear only once in a hundred years. Not wanting to frighten off the ghost, the photographer sat in the dark until midnight, when the apparition became visible. The ghost turned out to be friendly and consented to pose for one snapshot. The happy photographer popped a bulb into his camera and took the picture. After dashing into his studio, the photographer developed the negative and groaned. It was underexposed and completely blank. The spirit was willing, but the flash was weak.

How do you open a haunted house?
You use a skeleton key.

What do you call a chicken that haunts houses?
A poultrygeist.

What do you call a teddy bear who has seen a ghost?
Haunted.

What is scarier than the outside of a haunted house?
The inside!

What should a gymnast do if he finds himself in a haunted house?
Exorcise.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Scottish

A Scottish gift: 'It's nae mair use to me; ye're welcome to it.'

Medicine

How do you get your revenge on a doctor?
Give him a taste of his own medicine.

Politicians

It's tough being a politician. Lying destroys half your reputation, and the truth destroys the other half!

Fish

What type of fish only comes out at night?
A starfish.

Dentists

What award does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.

Football

Why did the football coach go to a hair salon?
He had too many split ends.

Soccer

What do you get if you cross a football team with ice cream?
Aston vanilla.

Dogs

What should you say to a dog before he eats?
Bone appetite!

Bees

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bee.
Bee who?
Bee ever so careful out there!