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Joke Topic - 'Haunted' - 6 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Haunted'.

An intrepid photographer went to a haunted castle determined to get a picture of a ghost that was said to appear only once in a hundred years. Not wanting to frighten off the ghost, the photographer sat in the dark until midnight, when the apparition became visible. The ghost turned out to be friendly and consented to pose for one snapshot. The happy photographer popped a bulb into his camera and took the picture. After dashing into his studio, the photographer developed the negative and groaned. It was underexposed and completely blank. The spirit was willing, but the flash was weak.
How do you open a haunted house?
You use a skeleton key.
What do you call a chicken that haunts houses?
A poultrygeist.
What do you call a teddy bear who has seen a ghost?
Haunted.
What is scarier than the outside of a haunted house?
The inside!
What should a gymnast do if he finds himself in a haunted house?
Exorcise.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Teddy Bears

How do you start the teddy bear race?
Ready! Teddy! Go!

Fishing

'I went fly-fishing yesterday.'
'Did you catch anything?'
'Yes, a bluebottle.'

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.

Birds

What do you get if you cross a bird with a magician?
A flying sorcerer.

Girlfriends

I call my girlfriend 'Sugar' because she is so refined.

Actors

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.

Dogs

What breed of dog would you want on your American football team?
A golden receiver.

Fish

How do fish get to school?
They go by octobus.

Teeth

Did you hear about the singer who went to the dentist?
He gave her falsetto teeth.
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