Here are some randomly selected joke topics
William Shakespeare
What do you get if you cross a play by William Shakespeare and some eggs?
Omelette.
Witnesses
Nothing increases your golf score like witnesses.
Witches
My brother saw a witch riding on a broomstick. He said, 'What are you doing on that?'
The witch said, 'My best friend's got the vacuum cleaner.'
Christmas Decorations
What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
You get tinselitis.
Infectious Disease
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan infectious disease.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a pack of cards.
Sit down and I'll deal with you later.
Famous Composers
What do you get if you cross a piece of paper with two famous composers?
A Chopin Listz.
Ducks
Why was the duck arrested?
He was suspected of selling quack remedies.
Drunks
I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk!
Alcoholics go to meetings!