Joke Topic - 'Harley Davidson'

Unix - Reach out and grep someone.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alison.
Alison who?
Alison to the radio every morning.

What do the guests do at a cannibal wedding?
They toast the bride and groom.

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bridge.
Now then, what's come over you?
Two cars and a truck.

Did you hear about the idiot who buried his car battery when the auto mechanic told him that it was dead?

What is green, has two arms, two legs and a trunk?
A seasick tourist.

I've got a good idea.
It must be beginner's luck.

A born loser: Somebody who calls the telephone number that's scrawled in lipstick on the phone booth wall -- and his wife answers.

Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.