Joke Topic - 'Harley Davidson'

How does an overweight ghost slim down?
He uses an exorcise bike.

Why did the genie in the lamp get angry?
Because someone rubbed him up the wrong way!

I went to a restaurant that was so expensive that they didn't have prices on the menu - just little faces with varying expressions of horror.

He's always in the right place, but at the wrong time.

What TV programme is watched mainly by cows?
Moos At Ten.

Patient: Doctor, I think that I'm a cup of coffee.
Doctor: Oh, do perk up and don't be such a drip.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

I could not possibly fail to disagree with you less.

I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.