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Joke Topic - 'Harley Davidson'


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What make of motorbike does Father Christmas ride around on?
A Holly Davidson!


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Computers

Unix - Reach out and grep someone.
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Radio

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alison.
Alison who?
Alison to the radio every morning.
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Cannibals

What do the guests do at a cannibal wedding?
They toast the bride and groom.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bridge.
Now then, what's come over you?
Two cars and a truck.
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Idiot

Did you hear about the idiot who buried his car battery when the auto mechanic told him that it was dead?
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Tourists

What is green, has two arms, two legs and a trunk?
A seasick tourist.
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A Good Idea

I've got a good idea.
It must be beginner's luck.
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A Born Loser

A born loser: Somebody who calls the telephone number that's scrawled in lipstick on the phone booth wall -- and his wife answers.
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Blondes

Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.

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