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Joke Topic - 'Harley Davidson'


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What make of motorbike does Father Christmas ride around on?
A Holly Davidson!


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William Shakespeare

What do you get if you cross a play by William Shakespeare and some eggs?
Omelette.
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Witnesses

Nothing increases your golf score like witnesses.
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Witches

My brother saw a witch riding on a broomstick. He said, 'What are you doing on that?'
The witch said, 'My best friend's got the vacuum cleaner.'
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Christmas Decorations

What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
You get tinselitis.
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Infectious Disease

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan infectious disease.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a pack of cards.
Sit down and I'll deal with you later.
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Famous Composers

What do you get if you cross a piece of paper with two famous composers?
A Chopin Listz.
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Ducks

Why was the duck arrested?
He was suspected of selling quack remedies.
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Drunks

I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk!
Alcoholics go to meetings!

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