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Joke Topic - 'Happy'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Happy'.

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Did you hear about the happy Roman soldier?
He was gladiator.
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What do you call a mushroom that is always happy?
Fun Gus.


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Athletes

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
Mistle-toes.
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Skeletons

What do you call a skeleton who doesn't want to work?
A lazybones.
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Tires

If tires hold up cars, what holds up airplanes?
Hijackers.
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Dogs

What do you call a dog that works in a library?
A hush-puppy!
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Ducks

Where does a duck go when he gets sick?
The ductor.
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Teddy Bear

How do you start a teddy bear race?
Ready! Teddy! Go!
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Stupid

Yo' mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the cops she got mugged!
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Jewelry

What do you call a piece of jewelry that has been lost in the long grass on a golf course?
A diamond in the rough.
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Scottish

How do you get a Scotsman to climb onto the roof of his home?
Tell him that the drinks are on the house.

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