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Joke Topic - 'Happy'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Happy'.

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Did you hear about the happy Roman soldier?
He was gladiator.
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What do you call a happy teddy bear?
Content-ted.
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What do you call a mushroom that is always happy?
Fun Gus.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Lunch

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice lunch going to be ready?
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Ants

Which ant lives in a house?
An occupant!
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Waiters

Diner: Waiter! This soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Then why aren't you laughing?
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Christmas Trees

Why are Christmas trees not very good at knitting?
Because they are always dropping their needles.
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Calf

What did the little calf say to the silo?
"Is my fodder in there?
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Screaming

Dentist: Why are you screaming? I haven't started drilling yet.
Patient: I know, but you're standing on my foot.
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Horses

Did you hear about the horse that has made over twenty movies?
He's not a star though, he just does bit parts.
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Students

A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam.
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Fish

Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales.

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