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Joke Topic - 'Happy'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Happy'.

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Did you hear about the happy Roman soldier?
He was gladiator.
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What do you call a mushroom that is always happy?
Fun Gus.


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Waiter

Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'
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Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were having a rest in their hotel room when suddenly a tree walked in.
"Elm entry, my Dear Watson," said Holmes.
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Doughnut

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut open until Christmas.
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Witches

What type of jewelry do witches like to wear?
Charm bracelets.
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Sports

What do you call a man with sports equipment on his head?
Jim
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Christmas

How did the man feel after eating a whole Christmas goose?
He felt pretty down.
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Dogs

We call our dog Egypt, because he likes to leave a pyramid in every room.
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Taste

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah counting for taste.
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Missing

How do you find a missing railway train?
Follow its tracks.

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