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Joke Topic - 'Happy'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Happy'.


Did you hear about the happy Roman soldier?
He was gladiator.

What do you call a happy teddy bear?

What do you call a mushroom that is always happy?
Fun Gus.

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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Venice who?
Venice lunch going to be ready?


Which ant lives in a house?
An occupant!


Diner: Waiter! This soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Then why aren't you laughing?

Christmas Trees

Why are Christmas trees not very good at knitting?
Because they are always dropping their needles.


What did the little calf say to the silo?
"Is my fodder in there?


Dentist: Why are you screaming? I haven't started drilling yet.
Patient: I know, but you're standing on my foot.


Did you hear about the horse that has made over twenty movies?
He's not a star though, he just does bit parts.


A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam.


Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales.

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