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Joke Topic - 'Happy' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Happy'.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
What do you call a happy teddy bear?
Content-ted.
What do you call a mushroom that is always happy?
Fun Gus.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Christmas

What is a hairdresser's favorite Christmas carol?
'Oh comb all ye faithful.'

Men

Why is it hard to locate sensitive, caring, attractive men?
They all have boyfriends.

Banks

I used to work in a bank, but then I lost interest.

Marriage

Marriage is like a bathtub. It's not so hot once you are in it for a while.

Tarzan

Where does Tarzan buy his underpants?
In a jungle sale.

Cricket

Why could you say that a fish and chip shop is like a cricket team?
Because they both need a good batter.

Zombies

Why was the zombie awarded a medal?
Because he was dead-icated!

Dogs

Mum, can I please have a dog for Christmas?
No, you will have turkey like everyone else!

Drunks

I'm not as you think as you drunk I am.
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