Joke Topic - 'Happy'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Happy'.

Did you hear about the happy Roman soldier?
He was gladiator.

What do you call a happy teddy bear?
Content-ted.

What do you call a mushroom that is always happy?
Fun Gus.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Skeletons

How do you make a sad skeleton laugh?
You tickle it's funny bone.

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes!

C A U T I O N ! I Drive The Same Way You Do!

What do you call tiny bugs that live on the moon?
Luna ticks!

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can make a fool of yourself anytime.

The doctor checked the patient's purse before deciding that there was no hope.

Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.

Why was the cat scared of the tree?
Because of its bark.

What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
Lily.

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