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Joke Topic - 'Happy Meal'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Happy Meal'.

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He's a few fries short of a happy meal.


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Shellfish

Why did the shellfish go to the gym?
To build up it's mussels.
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Doctors

'Doctor, :doctor, I think I must be invisible. Everyone ignores me.'
'Next, please.'
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Computer Programmers

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
They don't know how to - it's a hardware problem.
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Blondes

Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.
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Fat

Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.
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Beauty

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
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Dogs

My brother said, 'Mum, I'm feeling sick as a dog.'
My mum said, 'Hang on, I'll call the vet.'
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Father

What do you call a man whose father was a revolver?
A son of a gun!
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A Gardener

What type of socks does a gardener like to wear when he is working?
Garden hose.

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