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Joke Topic - 'Happy Meal'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Happy Meal'.


He's a few fries short of a happy meal.

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Why did the shellfish go to the gym?
To build up it's mussels.


'Doctor, :doctor, I think I must be invisible. Everyone ignores me.'
'Next, please.'

Computer Programmers

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
They don't know how to - it's a hardware problem.


Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.


Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.


Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.


My brother said, 'Mum, I'm feeling sick as a dog.'
My mum said, 'Hang on, I'll call the vet.'


What do you call a man whose father was a revolver?
A son of a gun!

A Gardener

What type of socks does a gardener like to wear when he is working?
Garden hose.

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