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Joke Topic - 'Happy Meal'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Happy Meal'.

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He's a few fries short of a happy meal.


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Girlfriends

My girlfriend's teeth are like stars they come out every night...
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Bees

Why do bees always hum?
Because they can't remember the words.
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Women Drivers

My wife is a careful driver, she always slows down when going through a red light.
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Cats

My friend says that you can speak in cat language. Is it true?
Me - how?
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Bee

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Bee.
Bee who?
Bee ever so careful out there!
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Cows

Why do dairy cows never have any money?
Because the farmer milks them dry.
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Biscuits

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any biscuits?
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Your Opinion

When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
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Minimum

What is the opposite of minimum?
Minidad.

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